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@GroheUK having a horrible time fitting a Grohe Minta single mixer kitchen tap. Fitter mystified by tightening system. Can someone help please?

@SoozUK Was good to see you too. Never thought I'd voluntarily pay to see a Y2K, Dot Cotton, dressage mashup and come out smiling. 🤩

This week’s riots aren’t happening in a vacuum. We’re living and breathing on platforms that billionaires have optimised for outrage. This is the world that social media made. My piece for @ObserverUK with contributions from the great @mariaressa + more theguardian.com/media/article/…

@OwenJones84 Can't help but sending solidarity. I still don't quite know how (undiagnosed ADHD) me got hitched at all. Your guests will forgive a little chaos. Congrats. 💕

So anyway I’m getting married to this beautiful scamp. Well, civil partnered anyway. Does anyone know any good places in Hackney-ish for a party (not the ceremony)? Not something OTT! Turns out ADHD and managing this kind of thing don’t mix! Any help welcome!

“it’s orwellian” “it’s dystopian butter?” 😭

@unikunka Possibly going to be my best line of 2024. 👌

“It’s dystopian butter” is why THE BEAR is a comedy.

My fear is Labour are going to respond to the Reform surge in their seats by escalating anti-migrant bashing. This is wrong in principle - but you can see what happened in Europe when “centrists” tried the same strategy. Spoiler: it legitimised and fuelled the far right.

Everyone knows Labour are going to win the election, but if you’re feeling like there’s no point in voting as the outcome is a foregone conclusion, I’d like to draw your attention to something really radical that is on offer tomorrow: 1/8

Completing the worlds longest form ahead of my wedding hair and makeup trial The form included question about HIV. I wrote this. Hope it won’t be awkward next Sunday… @GeorgeHouseTrst @misterknight

@ahhwhatishappen @gracepetrie May have had something in my eye...

Stop making me cry @gracepetrie

@TimEdwins7 @gracepetrie Yes it was!

Brilliant @gracepetrie gig tonight! 🎤🔥

Saw the absolute legend that is @gracepetrie in Islington tonight. Do yourself a favour and listen to this now: open.spotify.com/track/66lvqqjH…

POV: Just accepted voluntary redundancy but @gracepetrie gigs exist and friendly small cocktail bars. Can't say I'm not trying to live my best life. #BuildSomethingBetter

@lazy_stripes Yum!!

Do you remember when a few conservative so-and-so's were like 'by the year 2027 the pride flag will probably look like this, lol'? And the queer community was like 'Ok😍'

@the_tweedy Understanding that what we share across the various forms of neurodivergence is often difficulties with different types of executive functioning. Understanding that a challenge for me is related to working memory, for example.

Hey neurodivergent folks! What concepts most helped you understand yourself and your needs (e.g., masking, burnout, the double empathy problem, etc.)? I am especially curious about concepts that are salient to neurodivergent experiences beyond Autism and ADHD!

@stephenwhittle I feel you. Ours is also broken and been ghosted by person due to fix it just before everything stopped for Xmas. Heated blanket is amazing!! Hope it's fixed soon. 🥶

New Year’s Eve & despite its annual November Service the boiler has stopped working! Thank heavens I got a heated blanket for Christmas. As for the rest of the household!!!!

Thanks for keeping me company on the commute @normandyfmshow @seamoosi & @shepardcdr ❤️

if you become a step-parent to a kid who already has two active and involved parents, consider taking on less of a “parenting” role and more of an “extra adult who loves me and I don’t need to worry about pleasing” role.