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D’OH! another schedule release video! @TheSimpsons

@jalenreagors 6 wins max

Holy shit

@CantoRobinHood Ultimately, rate cuts is what is needed to drive housing demand.

$OPEN was literally at $10 back in September 17, 2025. This company is in a way better spot now than at that time. Any reason why Opendoor can’t get back to $10 this year?

@Cardschatter @coleblank5 That 30% increase in stadium costs sounds cool man

#AZCardinals RB Jeremiyah Love said his plan is to put his $53 million in NFL money in his investments and not use it, save it for his family’s future generations. “I’m from the NIL (era), I’m pretty well off. I really don’t need to touch that money.”

Flying some little birds in Battlefield Redsec if you want to see me turn enemies into guacamole. twitch.tv/thechadgpt

@notthreadguy Beat up divy stocks

sell to buy what

@ssj2abid Oil destruction will force rates down. Tailwind.

$OPEN acquisition numbers are out. 511 this week, up 21% from last week :) very happy! Two softer weeks had people worried but we're back above 500 and actually ahead of the projected trendline on the accountable dashboard. 12-week trend: 537 → 449 → 442 → 390 → 447 → 610 → 545 → 658 → 594 → 458 → 424 → 511 → Higher highs: 537 → 610 → 658 → Higher lows: 390 → 424 → 511 → 12-week avg: 505/week Kaz is in line with guidance and doing better than the projected trend. The momentum is real. The math at the 505/week average: → 505 × 13 weeks = 6,565 homes/quarter → 6,565 × $400K = $2.6B revenue → At 5% CM: $131M contribution - $50M overhead = $81M EBITDA ✅ → At 7% CM: $184M contribution - $50M overhead = $134M EBITDA ✅ EBITDA positive at both margins even at the current average. Earnings Thursday. May 7th after close. This is the one that matters. Do the new Opendoor 2.0 cohorts deliver 5-7%+ contribution margins? If they do, the path to EBITDA positive in Q2 and net income positive by Q4 becomes real. Earnings on Thursday are key. I need to see contribution margins on the new cohort comes in anywhere between 5-7% 🙏🏻 Patience and conviction. nfa, long $OPEN 🏠

Great rant: 😂😂😂

@saylordocs Hes me

Like, if you know who this person is.

@sporadica He has so much cash now there is no reason to risk much. He can keep tje company afloat for over 100 years by holding onto cash or treasuries. Only point now is to wait this fomo out.

can someone explain to me how this is somehow a smart move by Buffett, because frankly it seems like a pretty big failure on the part of Berkshire to be sitting on cash and T-bills while inflation skyrockets and the market keeps on absolutely pumping

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into Gifs only!!

@RobbyBerger Loosen up your grip and when you come down have the weight on your back foot and throw your chest forward like you are superman pulling his shirt apart. Theres a video on that and it works. You are likely gripping too hard and using all arms.

Shank % has moved up to 65%… the “hit it on the toe” swing thought actually really helped but still open to more swing thoughts. I’m as desperate as it gets here

@Jokeeee_ 10th round pick in fantasy. Too crowded in bad offense.

Thoughts on Love to the cards???? For fantasy purposes

🚨 GARY WOODLAND — WALK OFF EAGLE AT THE RBC HERITAGE 🦅

@AB84 I think AB has been taken hostage and someone else is running this account. We need proof of life or old AB back.

Girls without boyfriends , what do you do on Saturdays? 🤔

@mcbrayer_ethan @baltibirds20 @CM065757992247 @ASFleischman @JoshKellemen Chicken bowls if you're on a serious meal plan. You could always cook chicken and compliment it with rice one night, fettuccine the next, tacos the third. Its about being creative with the main ingredient. I could eat steak n veggies 5 nights straight no problem. Its Good 4 u

@baltibirds20 @CM065757992247 @ASFleischman @JoshKellemen Exactly. Idk how ppl eat the same dinner 5 nights in 1 week. I just can’t do it

Panda Express makes no sense to me in an economic level this would have cost me more to make for myself

@Polymarket 3 potential candidates. Do you hire the person that plays Zerg, Protons, or Terrans?

JUST IN: FAA launches recruitment campaign targeting gamers for air traffic controller jobs.

@fballforeverhq Watson and Reed are capable of being #1s if they stay healthy.

The Packers should trade for Cardinals WR Marvin Harrison Jr. in exchange for a 2026 second-round pick (No. 52), and a 2027 third-round pick, according to Ralph Vacchiano. “They have the same situation at WR as usual- good depth, decent players, but no apparent No. 1.”

@BookOfEli_NFL @jpdavis1982 Packers dont have the cap space longterm. They had to get what they could from him

The #Packers traded Dontayvion Wicks 👀 They are getting a 2026 5th and a 2027 6th. Honestly pretty disappointed with this kind of deal.