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@ReteeFor3 Greens are only 4yrs old. I think they can sod a large stripe. Have a decent turf farm area but just a n ugly scene. Have to walk on eggshells daily, waiting for more vandalism

@GolfParlorCEO hope they get them and the green gets replaced

Course closed yesterday(Rain). Unfortunately vandals had their way, dirt bikes on 7 green. Luckily the got bored quickly and only destroyed 1 green and 1 tee box. Just awful.

@ReteeFor3 Again, lucky the didn't go completely crazy. 2 police were on site this morning.

@GolfParlorCEO oh my god

@BryanTweed16 @PinehurstResort @PineNeedlesGolf @TalamoreResort I am lucky she golfs and also likes it there but not in the cards just yet!

@GolfParlorCEO @PinehurstResort @PineNeedlesGolf @TalamoreResort I’m trying to break my wife down. I’ve got about 15 years to convince her. 🤪

189 Holes. 863 Strokes. 208,691 Steps. 10 Birdies. Too Many Bogies. Uncountable Number of Laughs. My Happy Place. The Best Golf Week of my Life. #TweedGolfTrip2026

@mclayton1970 Of course, closest to LBI. It actually could be pretty cool

@GolfParlorCEO Have you played Ocean Acres CC. in Stafford township?

New Jersey is an armpit.

@Mrstanleycup Kind of a flawed ?, because you couldn't pay me to go

Would you pay the price of a ticket to go to a Phillies game right now?

@UweBollocks Have to agree, next thing we knew 4hrs had passed

I started Widow's Bay last night and I cannot believe how good it is. This show has everything I love. Horror, comedy, a sleepy seaside town setting, Matthew Rhys, Stephen Root, you name it.

As the country becomes more tribal, can we have public and private golf clubs pick a side? The sides are play fast, Under 3:45 and then loser clubs that post 4:15 pace(and accept 4:45).

@ReteeFor3 It has lost whatever charm it may have once had

@GolfParlorCEO ill never understand people who love it here. its my hell

@edgaralandough Not to be cynical but many do not have dreams and thosewho did likely had them extinguished in their teens(never to be remembered).

I’ve been very “down” lately. Then I remembered I only get to do this one fucking time. Which kicked my ass into overdrive. ONE LIFE. Why aren’t you running like you’re on fire towards your wildest dreams. We got ONE SHOT at this as far as we know. It’s time to be the crazy one yall. I want yall to look at me and say “that guy is NUTS!” You’re not made to stand in line, you’re made to stand out. Let’s work.

@NUCLRGOLF That reddit leftist cunt can go fuck himself!

Hot take! Do you agree with this opinion? 🏌️🏃

@MyGolfSpy Rain can be your friend, played as a 2some yesterday in 2:16, never rushed. 3.5 is at the border of too long

The perfect round of golf is 3 1/2 hours. CHANGE MY MIND: buff.ly/HumTIpK

@ReteeFor3 Bummer because i like the layout. 2years ago seemed to really be improving, then last year, cooked.

@GolfParlorCEO yea man ill tell you I was not impressed

LBI national was a great place today. kept my wits with me after starting double double. Not a bad way to start the season!

.@PalmerLuckey: American companies don't actually have engineers anymore. "American companies have been hollowed out." "We're not teaching engineers how to be engineers anymore." "We're not teaching designers how to actually design things to be manufactured." "We're teaching them how to be high-level design shops that put together a design package, that gets sent to the real engineers in China—and they actually figure out how to do the work." "People are turning into architecture astronauts." "They pick components, and they put them in a nominal layout." "But the real work of—how am I actually going to put this together? How am I going to build a manufacturing line to make this? How am I going to need to figure out how to do the one, two, three, four, five different revisions of this board to pass radio emissions and interference standards? That's all done in China. So they are the real engineers." Via @HooverInst

@ReteeFor3 Just seeing this since i searched lbi nat. Last august it was brutal. Top eatecthen was 180. I paid 90 but even at 90 ibwas embarrassed for them

some more photos of LBI national. cpurse was in great shape... greens were a litttttlleeee suspect. im sure in 3 weeks they will be fully repaired but they had some real questionable areas.

The only thing I want to hear about your home country is that it sucks and that’s why you want to be in America with Americans, because we are better to live around. Basic stuff.

@TourSwingsTommy Bob Tway?

What a shot. But man oh man that celebration was hard to watch… And I’m saying that as a white man with no rythym.

@TourSwingsTommy I dont believe any of this matters. I carry 6i(p770)195 but am a 9index. I make too many doubles regardless of how far any club travels.

All I’m saying is I’ve rarely met a 10-handicap who doesn’t claim to hit their 5-iron 200 yards. And… I’ve never seen a 10-handicap hit their 5-iron 200 yards.