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MEME 👏 COIN 👏 DROP 👏 UPDATE
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My goal has been to do the fairest meme launch ever. This takes a bit of planning, hence my recent silence.
No more. I have partnered with @MeteoraAG and the kinks are unkinked. Here's how this will work.
Sometime in late February we will just drop an entry form out of nowhere.
It will be on my Twitter. It will be a main post on my feed. If you click/enter anything before that, your stupid and I don't care if you lose all my money.
In the event I get hacked (unlikely)...The form will require NO WALLET CONNECTION OR FUNDS.
I'd pay close attention to my content on Youtube and here as I will leave hints on the form drop time.
We will then collect an undecided amount of wallets (probably between 5,000 and 15,000).
People that are cool will likely have a cooler time than those that are uncool. If only there was some way to ensure coolness.
These wallets will have the meme dispersed to them equally. You will then be able to come at your leisure on the Solana blockchain and pick up your allocation. It is 100% free outside the gas which you will have to cover (should be very cheap).
We have ways to prevent this from being gamed. If you want to try to submit multiple wallets, spam it by all means try...You will just lose your spot. (We have AI waiting by to examine the logs)
It will be first come first serve. Entry will depend on how fast you are + how cool you are. Hence why the people that watch/collect the hints will reign supreme.
There is also CIPHER and MINI allocations. Assuming the coin runs to 100 mil a CIPHER allocation will likely be worth six figures. A mini allocation worth 5 figures.
Currently 3/10 ciphers have been one. 10 out 100 mini allocations have been won.
Leading up to the drop I will be posting/hosting fucked up challenges. The winners/participants/people that solve my riddles and games will get the ciphers/minis.
These will be fully issued BEFORE the drop. When all are issued we are probably getting close.
On the actual drop it will AGAIN be posted on my main Twitter here. AGAIN you will NOT have to deposit ANYTHING to get your coins.
The link will be verified on my Youtube, Twitter and I will have Meteora confirm as well. You will NOT NEED TO RUSH OR FOMO as your coins will already be reserved. Please check all 3 confirmations.
We will probably ad more fail safes prior to drop.
On that note a reminder :
I am taking ABSOLUTELY zero income from this coin.
I will NEVER EVER hold any of this coin, trade it or collect any fee on it.
On the flip side I AM NOT DOING SHIT OR RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING after it drops. I am going to launch this nuclear bomb and go hide in a bush n laugh at the chaos.
Its totally on all the new holders hands the second I press go.
On another note a big thanks to @MeteoraAG for stepping up to make a drop like this possible. It's pretty complicated to make this fully fair. They are by far the best meme launchers/platform on the market atm. Total top notch crew.
I assume other people will be looking to copy/do something similar after this (everyone copies the Alpha Papi KOL after all). If so use them. They have this down to a science.
ANY AND ALL FINAL DETAILS ARE IN THE DOC BELOW IN THE FIRST COMMENT.
THE NEXT CIPHER AND MINI ALLOCATION WILL BE THIS WEEKEND. 1 time hint will be dropped on Twitter and 1 on Youtube over the next 7 days.
My goal
Is to absolute rub every prior meme coin "fair launch" face in the mud and make the fairest meme launch of the year to set a new standard for the industry.
NO WHALES
NO INSIDERS
NO DEV ALLOCATION
NO SNIPING
NO PRE SALE
100% free drop (minus gas) equally distributed among the first and most cult like followers.
Now that said...
I wish you a solid fuck you. May you get nothing but suffering and anxiety trying get your hands on this worthless shit coin.
I didn't spell check any of this. Hugs/kisses.
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