Jaden, Lord of the Internet!

If bitches don't fucks with my dual monitors and light up keyboard then they can just LEAVE MY BATHROOM

I'm tired of low-stakes conspiracy theories. Come talk to me when you stop believing in cheese.

I'm confused what kind of soup is it? This soup bowl thats got everyone excited

What happened to the Krusty Krab 2? Like is it still there right next to the original? Why is it never mentioned?

I failed "No Nickelback November"

No way are we doing soulkiller. Someone get Keeanu Reeves on this thing and put him in my head. We've got a city to burn

Im honestly convinced that people leave reviews on books that say they contain "spelling errors" just to mess with the publishers.

Does the USPS still accept pigeons?

No this is true. I eat about 600 million times this amount every day so it really skews the average, though.

This is who these lord Jeff's with 4k healing force to go magneto then spam "Tank Diff" and "no go triple healer."

Crawling on my hands and knees to Sony begging their forgiveness for being an Xbox 360 kid instead of a ps3 kid. I see now how wrong I was

@AidenG001 We are all the main characters of our own story. If my story revolves around the worshipping of Jeremy Renner, who are you to deny me my destiny? Who are you to sit upon your hill and declare that I am not a part of your story? Who are you to deny me my God given rights?

@GonflablesTV Npc

If only there were some kind of app or social media where I could keep up with all the pertinent information about Jeremy Renner

(Character i play) is so totally a throw ban like you're actively trolling if you ban them despite their unique playstyle that makes you play the game in an entirely different way that you don't want to. Only I am allowed to have fun and you're ragebaiting me if you don't take it

This is how I'm going to describe my walk to and from school to my grandkids

Media where the bad guy is named something like "Evil Doombringer" and his castle is on Mount Death

@onedumbdude Ha nice

@GonflablesTV The ignorance of people is astounding, any true being of sentience would know the only true answer is 69 (haha nice).

"New internet discussion has everyone in a hot debate" And it's just 6+9×0 and literally both sides are wrong

Logitech G Hub is genuinely the worst software that mankind has ever created. Next time I get computer hardware I will gladly go out of my way to avoid Logitech just to avoid this god awful program. Even on the odd chance that it even launches, it still just doesn't work.

Overwatch is like a toxic ex that changes because you found a better woman

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!