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@JesusEsque @StokeyyG2 It’s your club’s only era and you have oil money to thank for that!

HOT 👋

Wow! Dribbles and sends a cross to absolutely nothing without looking! 🔥 Stay so far away from yanited please

Take me to the pub clanker!

‘Twas a pleasure fellas

Buc-ee’s is about to have his way with me

Somebody shit on the bathroom floor at the function. The culprit is at large.

Anyone mind if a white boy speaks a lil español tonight? Don’t worry, my face is on the masthead.

No worse feeling than being the one losing leg in an “everyone pick one leg” lay. #ImSorryFellas

Do not pray for easy lives my friends, pray to be stronger men

Boots on the ground tomorrow. No JD5? No Terry? Doesn’t matter. Next man up let’s fucking ride! #HTTR

@CliffordJabroni has been Carmichaeling all day. Gotta tip my cap

Bucket list before I’m chopped and unc: 1. Northern lights 2. Barrel a wave in Hawaii 3. Masayoshi concert 4. Running of the bulls in Spain 5. Catch a Yellowfin Moves are being made as we speak

No lunch, 10 beers and zero sunscreen. Had to end the season right

Terrible tuddy overturn in the LSU game. WTF!

@justbennow0 Agreed. Didn’t expect the lads to hit unc status so soon

@GoobUTD 8-9 is peak 10:30 too late 6:30 too early argue with a wall

One of the lads said 8:30 PM is too late to hop on games…

And if you were wondering.. yeah, I just shot my PB

80 degrees, cloudy, cool breeze, Masayoshi on the aux, cold millers, and a full 18 in front of me. You can’t draw up a better day

Rebound Bosh… back out to Allen… his 3-pointer… BANG! BAAAANG!