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@WonderbreadMMA KOs have picked up in the lower weight divisions. It felt like there was a time where most of those fights were just high paced pillow fights with no damage.

Dana White says he is a "Flyweight guy" This is the same dude that wanted to shut down the entire division 6 years ago btw, said it "lacked depth" and wasn't "exciting enough" Clown show.

@HumansNoContext Adding cucumber balls to her pickle dildo is a nice touch.

sometimes men are actually cool as fuck

@WhiteHouse He can cook matzah balls in Tel Aviv and then shove them up his traitorous ass.

LET HIM COOK.

@uncledoomer Do you live near a synagogue or has a herd of gypsies passed through your area recently?

hearing a persistent scratching noise inside of my walls. too big to be mice. probably nothing.

@Bob_Janke [6th Grade Me Having My 1st Existential Crisis] WTF is happening? Tag? Basketball? Soccer? Capture the Flag? Steal the bean bags? Alone time with Coach Greg? Sure. Absolutely. I see how those get me ready for life. But dancing?

The problem with kids today is they don't have to square dance in gym class

@TonyMichaelX They let him try to play in the great game and he couldn't control his nerd theater kid autistic dork engineer schizo. So now he just stays quiet.

Elon Musk is a communist.

@justinseans @nexta_tv If they cut the clip right here we could've just pretended he was the 1st Indian to go Super Saiyan. Too late now I guess. 🤷‍♂️

@nexta_tv Holy shit. This is a person. Was I guess. That sucks. Don't do that

😰 Watch this: tried to chase away a monkey — burned alive In India, a man used a long metal pole to scare the animal off his property but hit a power line. He was electrocuted and did not survive.

@ihymacc Lying Liberalized Dog Trainers: alphas don't actually pin, that's just a myth made up by white supremacist dog abusers.

Cane corso: *bows* my leige

@4HF_B1 Mexican after watching 3 straight hours of Indian street food videos

حذاري من صب الزيت على إناء حار! حذاري من صب الزيت على إناء حار! حذاري من صب الزيت على إناءحار!

@alexstein99 @Ac7ionMann Volume up. It was solid.

@Ac7ionMann That punch to the jaw looked pretty solid imo

So if you take steroids does it make you have the weakest chin ever?! He barely got hit. When he leaves Clav he turns into circus baboon.

@Kick_Champ The part where he starts hopping before getting cracked is so hilarious. Also, the push was so unathletic. Reminds me of when cocky bodybuilders try to play ball with pickup guys and just get bullied by actual athletes.

Androgenic got KNOCKED OUT trying to break up a random fight in the street 😳

@Mr_Husky1 Fucking someone who you also have to take care of due to lack of capacity that existed at the time you met is not love. A bunch of you seem real fucking confused. I love down syndrome folks more than most, but this is a farce and should be shit on. Not supported. Also, AI.

"If you marry that woman with Down syndrome, you're out of my will." My mother said it plain as day. No hesitation. I was 25 when I met Hannah. It was a small café near my workshop — the kind of place where the chairs don't match and the coffee is always slightly too hot. She was sitting alone by the window, reading. On our very first date, she looked at me and said, quietly and without any drama: "I have Down syndrome. I live with my parents. I just wanted you to know that up front — no surprises." I didn't say much. I just thought: whoever raised this woman did something right. When I told my family, my mother said I'd ruin my future. That people would talk. That she wouldn't help us. A few friends stopped calling — slowly at first, then all at once. Hannah never argued with any of them. She never once asked me to defend her or fight for her. She just kept showing up — meeting me after work, ordering the same chamomile tea, making me laugh at things I hadn't noticed before. Coffee became dinners. Dinners became Sunday mornings. One year later, I proposed in the same church where I was baptized, surrounded by the twelve people who hadn't walked away. We married that same year. Ten years later, we are raising our son, Caleb. Every night, Hannah falls asleep holding my hand. Every morning, Caleb climbs into our bed before either of us is ready to be awake. That's our family. The one they said wouldn't last. Last month, I ran into an old friend who had stopped calling. He looked at a photo of the three of us on my phone and said, "You look really happy, man." "I am," I said. And that was enough. My mother never changed her mind. She missed the wedding. She's missed every birthday Caleb has had. I don't tell this story for sympathy. I tell it because someone out there is standing exactly where I stood — being told that love has conditions, that the people who are supposed to be in your corner get a vote on who deserves to be in your life. They don't.

What's the mold filled couch made of spic?

@Raindropsmedia1 Staph

Dimple surgery takes over 2026 as the latest cosmetic trend! It can cost up to $3,500. What y’all think? 👀🤔💰

@ChaelSonnen When I quit my gay tech job I want "door operator in a prison" as my next gig. I will assure we have plenty of room for all the shitheads in our society.

No no no. That’s easy. Put him in Gen-pop.

@RyanGarcia Stop crying about hair when you talk like you have thunder fists. Thor was gonna attack Russia, but he canceled because the Russian men are extra hairy and that isn't fair!

@Uncatfishable He wanted to wear 12s because he didnt want anyone saying he has small feet and everyone knows it.

Nigga didn’t know his shoes were too big?

@Pontifex Kike

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

@realmthergoose @CantEverDie Same

@Goobersun @CantEverDie i am hopelessly in love with you

it’s impossible to debate rightwingers because things that are crucial to their worldview, like this, are just entirely fabricated

@realmthergoose @CantEverDie Kike

@Goobersun @CantEverDie youve made 510 posts in three months, i think you could talk less