The Good Mike Shula

Guys I think my Uncle might have a toothache. Please send prayers

Yeah there's just something off about King imo twitter.com/goodnorv/statu…

@NotLukeKuechly I get it cause he has already risen again

Happy Easter everybody! This is one of my favorite holidays about one of my favorite dudes. This man died for our right to sin as much as we want, with no consequences. The best part? he will rise again!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . April Fools!

Congrats man, make sure it's not a Manti Teo thing before you get too invested twitter.com/goodnorv/statu…

@GanoDaPlug Are you concerned that violent video games might be the reason we have so many shootings in our schools?

@GoodNorv Bene Benwikere comeback time?

@GoodNorv There's no need for profanity here, just trying to keep you from accidentally giving people traumatic flashbacks

@GoodNorv You shouldn't joke about rape, that could be really traumatic for someone

@NotLukeKuechly Hey man, don't talk about death like that on twitter. That's like the one thing.

Why it wouldn't have mattered if Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton became president: (P.s. fiscal conservatism is dead) twitter.com/spectatorindex…

My life goal is to be one of those people who puts more time into their Twitter account than their real life

@GoodNorv Mike Shulas? To my knowledge there is only one

@GoodNorv Someone is grumpy, do you have a case of the Mondays?

@GoodNorv I think you might have hit send before you finished typing. You only sent one letter

@GoodNorv Hi "Trash account" nice to meet you. That's a strange name you have there.

Look at this guy, clearly ripping off my shtick

@NotLukeKuechly The "b" word is mysogynistic, you shouldn't use it in civil conversation

Stop taking my job bitch twitter.com/ThatPanthersGu…