Sugar and spice😁

@Onuoha_Wilson @TheLowkeyMummy I notice you've been ending all your responses with cheap insults. Why? Is there something else? To answer your question, the fact that animals go through the same doesn't make the ordeal any less painful. It only means females in every species are very strong creatures.

@Good_journ @TheLowkeyMummy Lol how does that show strength? Dogs and cats go through that every year, point out the strength in it? You mean cats and dogs are stronger than humans too? The daftest of all human species

After childbirth, a woman doesn’t just “bleed a little” the uterus is essentially shedding a whole temporary organ called the placenta site, and the open blood vessels left behind are roughly the size of dinner plates. That’s why postpartum bleeding can last weeks your body is literally rebuilding the wall of a house it just tore down to get the baby out. 😳

@Onuoha_Wilson @TheLowkeyMummy I see you are looking for a reason to feel superior. Sexual violence, war when we are talking medicine. Since you're illiterate, the medical fact here is postpartum recovery, a wound the size of a dinner plate. If you had that, you'll be in an ICU, not being ignorant on X.

@Good_journ @TheLowkeyMummy Lol what nonsense medical fact? Do you have any medical research to back up your claim that women are the strongest creatures to walk the earth yet never go to war? Lol an airhead through and through

@mayy_rhee My dear, soak a little garri in small water. Let it be very very thick. Not watery at all. No sugar or anything at all. Eat it and thank ma later

You guys, I couldn’t sleep all through the night cause I was purging. If I don’t want to go to the hospital, which drug can I use?😭😭😭

One day I will eat sharwama and also buy yogurt again.....just one day. 😥

@Onuoha_Wilson @TheLowkeyMummy I see that you are intimidated by women and you are trying to mask it. Very fascinating that you argue a medical fact with sexual violence by men.

@Good_journ @TheLowkeyMummy Lol if women were as strong as you claim, the ozoro r*pe festival shouldn’t have existed but yeah i get it, women are strong in bed when ALLOWED to dominate

@cowrywise Why is my account restricted? I've not been able to log in or do anything. I can't send you a DM either. Even your site isn't loading.

@barna_bnb @Rose_venomn @msiziworld I think people should do what makes them happy and no one should police them

@Rose_venomn @Good_journ @msiziworld I think these are putting unnecessary pressure on people who're trying to fit in and match the trend.

This is the best gender reveal I've ever seen 😭😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥👌🏼

@kvngarhlexx @madlaminike @msiziworld Omo The parent can hand it over to the relative while it's still sealed. The relative herself can go and pick up the result from the lab.

@Good_journ @madlaminike @msiziworld Who gives a friend or relative a pregnancy scan result? 🤔

This suspense is too much na😅. On my future gender reveals, I'm going to be doing the colour explosives.

@madlaminike @msiziworld Lol Even if no one spells it out, is it rocket science? A relative or close friend simply gets the scan result and plans the event

@msiziworld So who tells the caker maker the gender? Im assuming both parents don't know so how does the third party 😭🤣gets this info?

@barna_bnb @msiziworld Chai! I know you're old. I'll explain. When the scan is done, a relative or close friend of the couple picks up the result and plans the entire event around this result. The parents do not know the sex. Hence, the excitement when the reveal goes blue (boy) or pink (girl). Clear?

@msiziworld When did all this gender reveal thing start? Omo, each generation just dey invent things dey go. How's this done? Is that they never get to know the gender or the doctor hides it from them until this day?

@graceis_cute On your mandate we shall stand!

if you're really good at English, start a sentence with "On"

@SarahElijah13 GT bank too. They can be selling bread on the side

Dear Airtel, Since there's shortage of people that sell akara on Saturday morning, why don't you look into that business and leave this telecom business? Best disregard, An unsatisfied customer.

@Onuoha_Wilson @TheLowkeyMummy Women are super strong, the strongest creatures to walk the Earth. Nobody and nothing come close. Go and drink sniper.

@TheLowkeyMummy Dogs and goats go through this every year It’s normal, it doesn’t show strength, it’s just their biology You’ll never see men saying “men are strong” simply cos their body is working to reproduce more sperm in their balls after ejaculation, never! Allow the body do it’s thing

Just because of a stupid medical mistake I am forced to suffer everyday Instead of my throat , they cut my umbilical cord 😭😭😭 Why me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

How many hours to insert one ring?

@IkejaElectric I have a very sincere question. Why do you do that thing where you restore the electricity in an area and take it back in 1 or 2 minutes? And you keep doing it. Don't you think it's easier to just leave it off?

Mehn! This big pot of rice and beans I cooked last night has spoilt. Jesus!😭

@Ayyub027 @alexanderlinda_ 😂 Yeah. It's really the same thing that chnages with accent. It's the same with "Oya" a Yoruba word for ready pronounced "Oh yah!. But Igbos prouounce the same word "Or yah" because of accent.

@Good_journ @alexanderlinda_ That one is "Toh" or "To" this one na na different.

Four words I find most annoying in Nigerian English: 1. Menses: OMG this word annoys me soooo much. My mom used to say it a whole lot and oh it icked me sooooo bad😭😭 2. Protein: Mind you, what’s being referred to is the likes of meat, chicken, egg etc. Why do we have to call it “protein”? 3. Toor: I hate this word so much. It’s so irritating mehn. Like why is your response “toor”? Can’t you think of something more witty? 4. Toilet being used as a verb: As in, “do you want to toilet?”, “go and toilet na” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 5. Hubby/Hubstar: “Why? What? Wetin happen?” 6. Undies: What is that? Why are you shy you say “underwear”? Very common amongst nigerian moms. I dislike it. 7. Smiles: Why would you say that? What do you mean by smiles? Doesn’t that sound weird to you?

@Ayyub027 @alexanderlinda_ It's how northerners say "Okay". It's a normal word here in the North

@alexanderlinda_ I hate that "toor". What does it mean ffs?