Ben Thomas

Get married, have kids, and stop partying into oblivion. Leave a legacy, be courageous. Happy Sunday God Bless all the parents out there 🙏

@CPowers14 This is like how little kids who just started think they should stand over a putt.

Super normal putting stance from Simon Forsstrom

Best thing to happen to the internet in years

@JeffDLowe @TheDozenTrivia missed opportunity… you need a new sponsored lifeline that “Extends” the question shot clock by 30 seconds or a minute, presented by @eroxon_us

If you haven’t gained weight since High School, everyone knows you’re on drugs.

Observe the timeline: -Friday: Zelensky throws a fit and refuses to sign minerals deal at White House. -Saturday/Sunday: Zelensky runs off to London to beg for money from Europe, they give him a minuscule amount of funds and tell him to go beg Trump for forgiveness. -Monday: Trump says that if Zelensky does not come to the table ready for peace, then he will “not be around very long”. Hours later, Trump cuts off all weapons sales, aid, funding, stockpiles, etc., until Zelensky is committed to a ceasefire and peace deal. -Today: Zelensky is ready to commit to a peace deal, first thing this morning. You just witnessed the Art of the Deal play out in real time. Trump is holding all the cards, and forced Zelensky to submit. Zelensky was trying to play games and keep this war going, so Trump dropped the hammer on him. Trump essentially told Zelensky ‘you either work with me on stopping this war, or we will let Putin kill you’. You are watching a master at work.

@DudespostingWs That dude had to feel oddly amazing in that moment.

@RampCapitalLLC Build cabins and watch videos about building cabins

I’m not. I just think it would be a weird feeling. What would you do all day?

It’s weird to be retired in your 30s

Patrick Surtain Sr. made the Pro Bowl the same year LeBron averaged 27-7-7 per game. Patrick Surtain Jr. won Defensive Player of the Year the same year LeBron is averaging 24-8-9 per game. Bonkers.

Master Gunnery Sergeant Peter Wilson—You haven’t truly felt the Star-Spangled Banner until you’ve heard it played by him on his violin. 🎻 🇺🇸 Trust me, nothing else even comes close. Goosebumps guaranteed. 🫡

@AndyjnrUmaru Rumor has it, after the person could feel worms underground afterwards as

why did i enjoy watching this?

@Luke_HighNLow 😂

No way Kim Jong built like that and is anti hot dog.

@BNAmusic88 Remember when he hit a kicker for not doing his job…?

Somebody needs to lock in.

@lexiosborne I don’t know what half of those things mean. … “is mother

Sheraton Niagara Falls just posted this and it made its way to my FYP… oh you guys never learn, do you?! 😏🧾 #GoChiefs

@RampCapitalLLC Buy the traditional sauna. You’ll be glad you did

Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t buy this sauna from Costco $COST

Agricultural technology is truly a game changer.

@RampCapitalLLC Cocaine or Fentanyl

Need to put some money to work. Looking for a double in the next 6-8 months. Pitch something.

@BarstoolUA @WarDamnStool Stop talking like that. You sound dim.

walk in your trap, take over your trap @WarDamnStool

@JohnLegere Woo Pig Sooie! Go Razorbacks!

It’s College GameDay! Who are you cheering on?!