Goodhope

Everything is Alot

El pollo loco survives even in the midst of all the grocery store and carneceria rotisserie chickens

I’ve been in the gym this week and the ladies gym attire is just so scandalous nowadays. Or maybe I’m just unc

I had a pop tart warmed in the toaster today.

I’ve never been the best employee. There’s always something

I’m deep in my 30s but I will forever be captivated by women’s college track and swimming TikTok/insta

I stay invited to the carne asada

If she brown I’m down!

The job market is getting so bad, you might as well follow your dreams. ✨

Passed my insurance licensing exam today.

There are times I know I got the game but I just don’t use it

If women had to pay for first dates. dating as we know it would just stop dead in its tracks

@InterviewsChat Agreed

I can’t wait to be in a job interview and they pull up some old tweets.

As a man why are you drinking high noon? Just order a vodka soda

I wanna compliment a girl by saying their body is tea

I made a suggestion at work today and it was implemented by EOD which was kinda crazy. SOP updated and All staff emailed

🎶 “Her name is angel but she far from god” 🎶

@novathaOG Every man has a titty "type", but no straight man is judging titty aesthetics. As long as they're healthy, men aren't secretly judging you about the size of your areolas, nipples etc. Titties are titties 🤣🤣

I’m unemployed, I’m closer to the lord then I’ve ever been