
Her: I only date Italian guys Me:
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@Goombada
Finger full of Flintstones, louder than a motherfuckin' pimp clothes.

Her: I only date Italian guys Me:


Think I'm title secured for the season? If anyone wants to run or needs a dh for keys or whatever hmuuuuuuuuu



Remember when in Netflix's Daredevil, he literally told Matt to go fuck himself in the court? Saying he was right to kill all those bad ppl? But in #SpiderManBrandNewDay he takes the shot in some hostile situation and later pn he cries about it and says that he's sorry.


Surprised seeing it took 4 films for niggas to admit Tom Holland the best spider man

A man can spend the whole day at his in-laws house without lifting a finger, and nobody thinks twice about it. A woman walks into her in-laws house and people start expecting her to cook, clean, and prove she’s a “good wife.” Why are the standards so different?

I completely understand why so many people watch Valkyrae

every therapy session i’ve ever had is just me describing my issues, explaining my plans to solve them, then my therapist going “well sounds like you’ve got it covered”

@Goombada depends on the route, i sent pot first pull, and then pot on the pull after the 1st boss, but we were flying through so much and because of that my pot was on cd when we got to the subjugator/warden/other guy pull, so everything was out of sync for me if that makes sense lol

professor pleb at your service that seat i want a fucking redemption run because my pots did NOT line up with lust at ALLLLL AAAAAAA

Meeting too many people will make you realize most people are the same, have the exact same thoughts and feelings

Being melee in this dungeon rotation has to be the most nightmare fueled bs in the world. The amount of just circle slop, frontal garbage, spread mechanics, etc that just make having uptime impossible while ranged dps playing with payphone in the background. It’s disgusting.

I mean I’m paying $1900 in rent per month to live in an apartment… I might as well find a $300k-$350k house and pay that $1.9-2.5k mortgage a month