Goosesalesman

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Goosesalesman

@Goosesalesman

Streamer, video editor, and wannabe YouTuber. Oh, and very loud too. Discord server: https://t.co/PHExJrBBkg

Maryland, USA Katılım Haziran 2019

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·1 Ara

Hey guys! Currently looking for video editors who are down to edit my streams! Compensation of course will be provided, and I'm down to provide any help or resources if requested! If your down for it or know a friend? Shoot me a message! #twitch #smallstreamers #content

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·17 Mar

@GooseWithAPass Nice to hear the life update! May the bottle guide you well!

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Goose@GooseWithAPass·17 Mar

@Goosesalesman I am the one with the bottle. I love drinking I lobe ,, drinking I,,, mn. Sass. Zzzz.... zzz,,,

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·17 Mar

GOD PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!??!

Plague ☦️@Plague294411

How it feels to be in vc with @goosesalesman and @Cats0naut

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·17 Mar

@Moist77086136 @Plague294411 You are WAY more tamed than this

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Phantom@Moist77086136·17 Mar

@Goosesalesman @Plague294411 What about my notifications

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·17 Mar

My notifications for the last 2 minutes since @Plague294411 has been @'ing me

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·17 Mar

I feel threatened. He won't stop @'ing me.

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·16 Mar

@Plague294411 I can feel my individual brain cells dying one by one as I am left in a state of pure confoundment, and terror for what has possessed you to say such a sentence.

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Plague ☦️@Plague294411·16 Mar

@Goosesalesman Mine own lief cousin, the context of this statement is yond thou art liketh shakespeare

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·16 Mar

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!!?

Plague ☦️@Plague294411

How it feels watching @Goosesalesman form a basic human sentence

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·15 Mar

@Schmendy_ What does the flower say?

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Brendan@Schmendy_·15 Mar

talking flower in real

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·14 Mar

Wanted to give super (late) thanks to @t_kobs for creating this new super cool awesome omega pfp for my twitter and casting call! AHHHHHH it looks so awesome oh my god ty ty ty ty ty ty ty ty tyyyy!!!!!!!!

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·14 Mar

The next time you'll ever be hearing from me again will be from my attorney. Good day.

Plague ☦️@Plague294411

I beat @Goosesalesman to death our group has caved in on each other

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Plague ☦️@Plague294411·12 Mar

I’ve been playing project zomboid recently with my buddy @Goosesalesman, our buddy RF, and my brother. It’s been a wild 4 days in game so far and I’m still limping from when I stepped in glass!

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·18 Şub

@t_kobs Sent a DM now!

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🌟 Tyler Koberstein 🏳️‍🌈@t_kobs·18 Şub

OKAY thank you everyone. I’m going to say so that I don’t have a panic attack taking on too much that I’m going to close this current batch, but if you’re interested I’d love to put together a waitlist 🫣🫣🫣

🌟 Tyler Koberstein 🏳️‍🌈@t_kobs

✨LET ME DRAW YOU!✨ To offset my layoff, I’m opening up commissions! I’d love if I could draw you. Prices are on this sheet. DM me for more information. If you can’t afford it right now, I’d greatly appreciate just spreading the word. ❤️❤️❤️

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Plague ☦️@Plague294411·1 Şub

This is the type of shit I see @Goosesalesman doing in vc

Your Typical Local Man@LocalBateman

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·25 Oca

@Cats0naut @thisisanerror_ OKAY! I GET IT! CAT THIS IS THE 18TH @ YOU DONE WITH A TABAXI

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💫 Catsonaut 💫@Cats0naut·25 Oca

@thisisanerror_ @Goosesalesman look its a tabaxi

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Error@thisisanerror_·24 Oca

Tabaxi druid Millie, commission I made for my friend. #dnd

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jazz@jazzvader_·23 Oca

okay

HYPEX@HYPEX

THE OFFICE x FORTNITE REVEAL MICHAEL & DWIGHT

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·24 Oca

Wow. And I almost tried to audition for this project a week ago. I'm so glad I didn't now!

🛸 Kai Hauser 🛸 Voice Actor ✨@JustAVoiceActor

This is a perfect example of how NOT to do a casting call. Public reactions to auditions should be disclosed ahead of time. They should be treated with more respect than listening to a few seconds and making fun of people. This is so unprofessional and mean spirited.

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Goosesalesman@Goosesalesman·21 Oca

@GooseWithAPass what