Gordon Barrie

Corbyn: free school meals! keep the nhs safe! The media: he's so out of touch with the average person May: bring back fox hunting!

So some Conservative came to visit my mum while I was FaceTiming her. You're gonna wanna watch this. @jeremycorbyn

@Carpervert @ToyotaGB Love the headrest doilies!

M8 closed, public transport encouraged, so @ScotRail out on LESS carriages on the Gla-Edi route at 7:45am this morning. @HumzaYousaf

M8 closed, public transport encouraged, so @ScotRail out on LESS carriages on the Edinburgh- Glasgow route @ rushhour tonight. @HumzaYousaf

@ScotRail 17:05 HYM-GLQ is yet another 3 car set. I pay through the nose for this supposed 'flagship' service - sort it out!

If people start thinking how Trump speaks is normal, we're going to miss the chance to treat a lot of strokes in those crucial early moments

You get a better nights sleep by keeping a foot out under the covers which will cool the body down the fastest.

@NandosUK total gift of a marketing message for you guys this year courtesy of the Chinese - year of the Fire Rooster! :)

Great read re: DevOps, thanks @euanwarobertson The Phoenix Project: A Novel About IT & DevOps amazon.co.uk/dp/B00AZRBLHO/…

@Carpervert my Nova doors were primarily P38 & P40 glass fibre stuff too!

@sniffpetrol I think your pro/con chart is applicable to most people's lives.

If only Cuba had submitted to America's tender, benevolent embrace, they could have been the economic miracle that is Haiti today.

@bastilledan how'd the Buckie go down?

@ScotRail so basically there's currently no point to Smartcards for commuters who don't travel 5 or more days a week? That wasn't made clear

@ScotRail a normal return ticket. Expected it to be on my Smartcard.

@ScotRail logged into my new Smartcard account last night and booked tickets, but had to print them at station. Why weren't they on my card?

If you're going to #ignitionglasgow, buy and print tickets at home. Box office is a shambles and you get charged the booking fee anyway.

Holy crap! twitter.com/CertTaxCoach/s…