Johnny Gordon

Be Honest... Morning Sex or Night Sex?

@DegenPhilly69 @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Ya. Six 'lucky' goals will sure sink ya.

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Canes in 5, Montreal is a fraud team they got lucky.

Habs win game 1. Things just got very interesting. Canes 0-7 in game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals in the teams history. See you Saturday.

@Joe_Hockey7 @mikecommito Did you ask him how it felt to drink out of the Stanley Cup?

@mikecommito I remember watching this game. Going crazy as I was cheering for the Bruins. Talked to Jonathon about it when my workplace played against the Alumni Team. He said everyone asks him about it. Didn’t say much more.

On this day in 1978, Stan Jonathan hammered Pierre Bouchard in an epic Stanley Cup Final tilt #Bruins365 #GoHabsGo #NHLBruins

@mikecommito Stan Jonathan is nowhere to be found in this photo. Pierre Bouchard is. Stan won the battle. Pierre won the war.

@Sassygal1971 Why ask now? They already are.

That's a hard NO

@GBX_Press They have already been doing that Jimmy.

🚨 NEW: Jimmy Kimmel urges viewers to “never watch CBS again” after Colbert finale airs tonight: “I hope that those of you who watch our show will also tune in to CBS for the last time. Don’t ever watch it again,” Kimmel told viewers.

@KurtTank152 @TheExtremeMusi1 ya. Ok. Dumb thing to say.

@TheExtremeMusi1 They shot the wrong Beatle.

Do you actually like Paul McCartney???

@TheExtremeMusi1 Actually, I don't know him. I do however, like his music.

This Liberal says “Just so you know… I don’t date Trump Supporters” What is your response to IT ??

@r_graus Prove it.

There is no god, no satan, no heaven, and no hell. They're all made up.

@Pybrik @_josephine0_ Wish my wife's breasts were flat.

@_josephine0_ I don’t find it attractive, and most people say that because you’re just an old man! No, that’s because I have values, old-school Christian values! When a beautiful woman has to flat her breast in order to get attention that tells you how sick our society is!

you’re sick if u find this attractive

@GenardiThomas @Pybrik @_josephine0_ I love flat beasts now.

@Pybrik @_josephine0_ I’m not sure 🤔 but how did she flat her breast?

@Pybrik @_josephine0_ Just jerk off already. And get on with your day.

@_josephine0_ Call the coroner. I'm sick to death.

@arva61138 I listened to him when I was younger, but he wore thin. I guess I grew up, and grew out of, Howard Stern.

Never have never will

@PeriklesGREAT Toronto Maple Leafs still haven't played in a Stanley Cup final series.

What would surprise them most ?

@HockeyPatrol You mean the 'core FORE!'

All 4 teams in the ECF have 4 defensemen better than Morgan Rielly. I don’t see how the Leafs turn it around without trading a core piece like William Nylander, Matthew Knies, or Easton Cowan… Colorado: Cale Makar Devon Toews Josh Manson Brett Kulak Montreal: Lane Hutson Noah Dobson Mike Matheson Kaiden Guhle Vegas: Noah Hanifin Shea Theodore Rasmus Andersson Brayden McNabb Carolina: Jaccob Slavin Alexander Nikishin Shayne Gostisbehere K’Andre Miller

@FDettore62 @davidalter

@GordonPurch @davidalter Now I know that Hab fans dream about the Leafs, because not 1 day goes by without a mention. We (Leafs) live inside the heads of Hab fans 😀 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

#Leafs fans. Are you rooting for the Canes in their series against the Habs? thehockeynews.com/nhl/toronto-ma…

@MarkJCarney More slogans.

In a crisis, fortune favours the bold.

@sidseixeiroshow Toronto Maple Leafs: The NHL's farm team.

Mitch Marner is seven wins away from winning the Stanley Cup. If he wins it... will he bring it back to Toronto for the day? #sick #thesidseixeiroshow