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You Pass Away During Childbirth - Gravity Falls Requested~ WARNING: DEATH MENTION Stan: Um okay ..

“isn’t bender straight” didn’t you just say his name. bender. the purpose he was built with was to bend things as in make them not straight. so why would he himself be straight. that doesn’t make any sense. wake tf up

tha weighted blanket enjoyer

genuinely the best feeling ever is when you havent fought an e33 boss in a while but you parry everything perfectly

stan would completely demolish a clam chowder

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replies questioning why grunkle stan is here. what have you people never heard of a butch before 🙄

@gravityfessups i get it bc like yeah it does inherently look silly lol. but also tbh i think that kinda stuff is pretty much inherent to fandoms. theres all sorts of reasons somebody might crave that level of angst. what it comes down to is really just that people are always gonna be cringe

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"It's getting really hard for me to take GF fics seriously these days, people write the angst, especially stangst, to be waaay over-the-top like, I'm sorry but it's like I'm reading the script version of this pic:"

What the actual fuck are these sayings

doctor: ok stan. remember, just say the first thing that pops into your head (shows him an ink blot) stan: money doctor: for fucks sake is that seriously going to be your answer for every single one

animated women with deep masculine voices are sooo sexy can i get an amen

@hb_nana_ all we have is this bit from dipper and mabel's guide to mystery and nonstop fun lol. i think that book sits in a weird place of "may or may not be fully canon" tho so ymmv if youre a super-purist. imo its in official media and doesnt conflict with anything so i consider it canon

@GoreMagala is it canon that he was in one???

stan having been in a psych ward is one of the most intriguing things about his past because we know literally nothing about it and there are so many possibilities. we don’t know why he was committed or even whether it was voluntary or involuntary

why do I think stan is short? bc just look at him. hes clearly the same kind of thing as chilchuck. who is literally just a little guy. ergo stan is also just a little guy. it’s basic logic come on

long lost relatives

now see her fabulous

i need everyone to see this stupid fucking gif i made right now #GravityFalls #FordPines #StanfordPines

stan is wearing a sack on his head someone comes up and asks if he’s wearing it because hes ugly he says no it’s because I’m crying why are you crying because I’m ugly

ok so. stan

it’s possible he was told things that he never believed for a second, even if he had to act like he did it’s also possible he was told things about himself that he still believes are true to this day maybe he even experienced both of those like I said. SO MANY possibilities…

maybe he accepted the treatment thinking it could work and maybe it did (unlikely considering the track record of his life lol) or it made things worse or he resisted until eventually realizing playing along was the only way to get them to discharge him or he just escaped somehow