FormTheGorm
430 posts


@blxxdbunny Yes, well-trained throat beats pussy every single time
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@brattyomi I reckon you could, yeah. I think I'd look dumb as fuck too, you seem like the typa person that'd have me at a loss for words
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@AlterKyon Oh did they BOTH end up looking at it? That's amazing lmao, that's like the penultimate moments of Obsession.
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@NotChipy2 It can sometimes take a little finesse, but with a wide enough toy it feels really good when you push deep with your heels while it's already all the way in ¦3
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@AnneSchrodinger My first girlfriend was 142cm, so less than an inch taller than this character. I'm 182cm, so about half a yard taller. There was genuinely an issue of her being able to disappear from my vision if she stood too close to me while I looked straight ahead lmao
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For those who noticed that Kibaru's boss was in the pic (and those who didn't cuz she's short as hell)🤲

Solid Mon 💚🍃 (Training Arc)@AnneSchrodinger
Kibaru's dysfunctional family
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@mainSKP2004 B, I'm not really a big fan of the Felix and Astolfo effect. I'm not saying that stuff can't also be hot, but I really do prefer to see a guy dressed like an ACTUAL lady, not an anime goyl
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@monochormatic @Krekkov Yeah I think it says something about that in the bible. "Man shall not lie with man as he does with woman, but should his friend moan when tickled, man must jork man silly."
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@LimeBannedAgain @empress_kiyana I mean presumably she was trying to get pussy? What else would you be doing on a dating app?
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@OldANDivorced @empress_kiyana I can imagine there's a good reason you're not telling us the punchline. Maybe your situation doesn't sound as sympathetic when given context.
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@empress_kiyana I got banned from hindge for making a joke about children being like pokemon. Fuck them
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@BloatedTGirl @FusionFur It would be criminally cheap. You can very easily slap something like this together, the price point is frankly ridiculous hahaha
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@FusionFur Checked the price and this is way out of my range... wonder how expensive it would be to build something similar.
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@HeliosI71141 @moonlightt_135 I'm very sorry that you've never been loved my man, I genuinely mean that. It's a wonderful thing, and I hope you find it in yourself to be a better person so that you can be loved.
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@moonlightt_135 Such performative stop, ain't nobody actually like this ✌️😭
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