You know me

@schewiener Wow...

🥰

@soberenterist The dots are connecting

a flash of deja vu made me realise the office I'm working at is the same I had nightmares about a year prior to even applying

@soberenterist Я все виправлю. Дайте мені п'ять годин.

@GoslingStalker не було там таких слів x.com/i/status/20510…

жопа жопа жопа жопа жопа яйця жопа яйця жопа яйця яйця жопа жопа жопа яйця жопа!!

@kay_bo3 He had become the milkman

NEVER drink an entire liter of milk before heading to sleep i regret that decision

@eumesville You clearly didn't follow the trigger discipline either

@eumesville "Can 100 men beat a gorilla? I've got a better question: can you get off your computer and go vacuum clean your own fucking house for once?"

@eumesville You know which button I would press? None of those. This bullshit discourse is meaningless just like any other ones that ever hit Twittter. Fuck everyone involved and go wash your dishes

@CamoTheKobold Kobold cuisine

Mac n cheeseburger

@a_laptii З днем народження вас, босе

52!

@Nexial_Machine Eventually

Eventually.

@CamoTheKobold Yeah one fella won me 200 000$ so I doubled the amount of turnips for his dinner

@GoslingStalker Did you ever win?

I hope if I fell into like 1 foot of water and bumped my head you guys wouldn’t just stare at me as I drowned. As a kobold it would be like 3 feet.

@eumesville If a bullet makes you a gun, what are you without it?

@CamoTheKobold At times I put them in my big sack one by one and force them to scratch lottery tickets at my compound

@GoslingStalker Evil

@CamoTheKobold Don't bring the real guns like last time

Airsoft larp this Saturday yippieeeeee

@eumesville That's fine, as long as you're not with liggers

@eumesville "They're replacing my mom with a rabbi."

@eumesville Enjoying your pancakes, huh? Well, too bad. Soon your pancakes time will be replaced with having to go to your local synagogue everyday and pray to Benjamin Netanyahu. Have fun.

So anyways how was your day