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@LAAFoundation @Angels Second price: 8 tickets

Bid on our exclusive Angel Stadium game day experience for this Saturday! Package includes: ⚾️ 4 Chairman Seat tickets ⚾️ On-field "Play Ball" announcement experience Auction closes tonight at 8:59pm PT. Proceeds benefit the Angels Baseball Foundation. angels.auctions.mlb.com/angels-vs-dodg…

So I can’t vape in an airplane bathroom but anybody is allowed to just have diarrhea in there?

@JeffFletcherOCR They should relegate the whole team to AAA imo

Kurt Suzuki said one of the options on the table for Grayson Rodriguez is that his next start is in the majors. Still talking about it. Also, Logan O'Hoppe is going to play at AAA tonight.

@rockwelltorre @TheAtheistFold @MrAndyNgo @NBCNews “Gosh are stupid.” Spoken like a true genius poet.

@TheAtheistFold @MrAndyNgo @NBCNews Gosh are stupid

Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/g…

@peachontwitta Do you want to remember this device for future logins? “YES” 🚨ALERT!!!!🚨 LOGIN FROM UNRECOGNIZED DEVICE!! WAS THIS YOU?!!!

*logging into an account I created using this very device* 🚨ALERT!!!!🚨 LOGIN FROM UNRECOGNIZED DEVICE!! WAS THIS YOU?!!!

@Dani_Blek @TrackAIPAC I see you, Dani

@TrackAIPAC So easy to throw the word “propaganda” around, much more difficult to elaborate on it. This is the stage such posts inevitably fail.

Israel to pour $730,000,000 into propaganda arm amid reputational crisis "First reported by The Jerusalem Post, a total of $730 M has been allocated to the national public diplomacy directorate, known by its Hebrew name Hasbara, which oversees Israeli propaganda." "The figure marks a sharp increase from the $150 M set aside the previous year, which had already surged to roughly 20 times pre-2023 levels." israelpalestinenews.org/growing-dissen…

@varadmehta If they didn’t have goal posts, MAGA would have nothing to move

Apparently no Democrat has ever ordered alcohol in a restaurant, bar, or club.

“The left can’t meme” people getting outmemed by Iran

Take a shot every time a liberal says “discovery should be interesting”

@BorderIrene Christianity is the religion of KKK. I noticed you always leave that part out.

When are Democrats going to understand that we know they are the party of the KKK?

Third favorite thing is “They should make plates paper so you don’t have to wash them”/“They should make paper plates out of different materials, like whatever they make coffee mugs out of”

Second favorite thing is “Life hack: if your paper plate is too big, cut it and it’s now smaller.”

My absolute favorite thing about the Internet at this moment is the number of people who post shit like “Life hack: our plates were too big so we started buying smaller plates. Saves us so much money.”

@CherieCurrie3 @ChrisWozney Cherie, you’re dumb as hell, to be honest

@ChrisWozney Lolol! There goes that pesky hypocrisy again there Chris! You just made my point. Good one Shane. Well said! Thank you.

So it was Michelle Obama who got Roseanne Barr fired for saying something she didn’t like. The Lefts First Amendment argument regarding Kimmel is looking like a hypocritical joke.

@mlbtraderumors Everyone’s reminder that he is still in the league

Yankees Designate Randal Grichuk For Assignment mlbtraderumors.com/2026/04/yankee…

@tweezereprise @Govender_V @kinsellawarren @IDF Like…you just described Israel again

@GothicSka @Govender_V @kinsellawarren @IDF Oh geeze. Everything except accountability from the Hamas side. Must be nice that every decision they make is something else’s fault - Never their own.

If you are in any way human, the Hamas footage of October 7 changes you. You're never the same after you see it. Animals do not do what men did that day.

@tweezereprise @Govender_V @kinsellawarren @IDF Respectfully, what the fuck are you talking about? Lmao

@tweezereprise @Govender_V @kinsellawarren @IDF But enough about Israel creating Hamas and then using Gazans and Israelis as fodder for their “cause” amirite

@Govender_V @kinsellawarren @IDF Maybe don’t start 5 wars and then complain when they go the same way each time? Don’t get me started on Hamas using Gazans as fodder for their “cause”

@DylanBunchOfNum @UtkarshDub95313 @bebe_strange @jarvis_best Yes, I’m too dumb to realize that the sex-trafficking, child-raping pedophile is the “lesser evil,” I guess

@GothicSka @UtkarshDub95313 @bebe_strange @jarvis_best Are you liberals too retarded to understand that supporting a political candidate does not mean you support everything they stand for? Very often it's a matter of supporting the lesser evil.

The 789 people who bookmarked this need to be arrested

@peachontwitta Can you believe one of the 30,000 times he’s mentioned, mom?

@GothicSka When I lost it talking about it it to my family, my mom kept washing a dish while she said “Paige, you can’t believe everything you read” 😵‍💫 ok gonna kms

I’m genuinely losing my mind at how most people just aren’t talking about the Epstein files. I feel like pulling my hair out one by one and screaming until my voice breaks forever. I’m confident we will never see justice, and yet we’re still paying taxes to these fucking freaks while they continue to live free and without consequence. How can we go on this way? How