GovDeSantis

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GovDeSantis

@GovDeSantis

A Florida man. A parody account.

Katılım Haziran 2020

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·8 Haz

Just to be clear, this account does not belong to the actual governor of Florida, who is a reprehensible asshole.

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·21 Ağu

@advancingtruth Honestly, wouldn't our state be better off if most of its citizens were sterilized?

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·12 Ağu

@BobHallReboot @foggybottomgal

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Bob Hall@BobHallReboot·11 Ağu

@foggybottomgal Open The Schools! We who are about to die salute you, Emperor @GovDeSantis.

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FoggyBottomGal ™️@foggybottomgal·11 Ağu

Florida's Covid-19 cases in children have increased 137% in past month cnn.com/2020/08/11/hea…

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·11 Ağu

@irassacks

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·10 Ağu

@Uhuruhsiempre

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@UhuruhSiempre@Uhuruhsiempre·10 Ağu

@GovDeSantis is sacrificing children to his god. So primitive.

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·9 Ağu

I've been wearing a mask since day one!

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·8 Ağu

New state emblem, whatcha think?

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·8 Ağu

@JulieTyrrell3

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·7 Ağu

@WPTV

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WPTV@WPTV·7 Ağu

Could @GovDeSantis help save Florida-Florida State rivalry? bit.ly/2DEd8Za

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·5 Ağu

@Morals_Values @GrandpaSnarky Sorry, I didn't mean seasonal. I meant seasoning. As in, it's sprinkled all over Florida.

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A Woman from Michigan 🌊@Morals_Values·5 Ağu

@GrandpaSnarky @GovDeSantis COVID-19 has been in the United States during Winter, Spring, Summer, and most likely fall. Which “Season” are you referring to you? I remember Donald saying the warm weather will kill COVID-19. Isn’t Florida warm?

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Grandpa Snarky@GrandpaSnarky·5 Ağu

Gov. DeSantis: Coronavirus spike not caused by Floridians’ behavior, it’s ‘seasonal’ a.msn.com/09/en-us/BB176…

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·5 Ağu

@Molly6266 @GrandpaSnarky

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·31 Tem

@Sirnes76 Disproven medicine for all!

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Nestor Ojeda@SpartanSamurai7·31 Tem

@GovDeSantis maybe we should follow suit? Might help our cases here in Florida?

Dr. Simone Gold@drsimonegold

GOOD NEWS: Governor Mike DeWine has just announced he's reversing the decision to block hydroxychloroquine prescriptions for treatment of COVID-19 in Ohio. This is a step in the right direction. We cannot allow the continued politicization of medicine.

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·30 Tem

@DigbyDe I would, but, I'm afraid the assignments might be too hard for me.

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·30 Tem

@THanzalone @GovLarryHogan I AM A PUBLIC HEALTH TOOL.

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·30 Tem

Flaridia state berd

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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis·25 Tem

@rbird5541 @realDonaldTrump Absolutely. If one public health expert briefly lowers his mask, it means the entire body of medical research is moot and should be ignored!