Dillon Kinnison

My favorite thing about Road trippin is the junk food. Haven't even left and I'm almost a whole bag of doritos in. Up next: funyuns

"why does the LA port authority need a jingle?"-james "you gotta get the people excited about shipping!!"-emily the jingle singer

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Sorry gs boys but I think Elvis was the true creator of the stanky leg

Whatta babe instagr.am/p/KRE7vRiFCc/

Today, I love myself!!!! #!!!!

Now that I have the mardi gras color pack in draw something I am unstoppable. Like I can't stop. Until I have to wait on people...

Nothing gets misused more than playground equipment. instagr.am/p/JlxX-FCFJL/

@DanOfTheHouse Christopher elbow out of a trash bag? #nothinbetter

Should it stay or should it go... instagr.am/p/JXcCkJiFI-/

Lindsey: Ma. Leslie: Blanche. Alison: Rose. Me: Dorthy. #goldengirls

Me: do you understand me? Ruby: of course I want to stand on you. I want to stand on your tummy.

@danofthehouse when are we leaving? #ikea #dabulls #mrleatherinternational

after a frustrating day I now know that cinnamon is more orange than cumin... and the latter will make your oatmeal smell like enchiladas

I was going in for a ballet move in front of my mirror until I stepped/slipped on some cat puke. Luckily, I caught myself. #graceful & #vain

The dinner I just made ruled. Unfortunately my roommates aren't here reassure me. And my cat will only eat mango sorbet. #theirloss

Nap time instagr.am/p/H2aI-pCFLx/

@whitkinn is crazy to think that she can take pictures on my computer and they won't be shown to the world.

I was so proud of that last tweet because it was exactly 140 characters. But then I realized I left out a few words. #fail

I considered giving up tv for lent, but then I HAVE to watch the bachelor with @katieannwelch , Betty and Blanche. Back to the drawing board