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@clarescastle @RedgemTree @Steven_Swinford Fucking hell, do you work for MI5? They'd have all kinds of uses for a kind reader.

@RedgemTree @Steven_Swinford 25 years Millbank/Lambeth/Westminster. Believe me he would know Belgrave Road, and Victoria Station.

BREAKING Morgan McSweeney did not tell the Metropolitan Police who he was or where he worked when he called 999 after his phone was stolen The Metropolitan Police has released a transcript of the call and said that it was not aware 'of the victims employment or the particular security risks associated with his device or material on it The call took place on 20 October, 2025 at 22.30. McSweeney stated that it was a government phone Here is the verbatim transcript of the call in full: Call handler: Police, what's your emergency? Caller: Oh, hello, someone just robbed my phone. Call handler: Did they actually take it from you just now? Caller: Yeah Call handler: How did they get away? Caller: So he's on a bike. He's come onto the pavement to grab my phone and cycled off on a bike. Call handler: And where did this happen? Caller: It happened in Belgrave Street* in Westminster. *We now know that the incident took place in Belgrave Road, Westminster. The call handler inputs Belgrave Street and it provides a matching road name in Tower Hamlets, which is what is recorded in error. There are further references to locations near to Belgrave Street in Tower Hamlets later in the call, which compounds the issue. Call handler: And whose phone are you using now? Caller: I've got two phones. I'm using my personal one. That was my work one. Call handler: Can I take the phone number for this phone you're calling on? Caller: Yeah, 07XXXXXXXXX. Call handler: Thank you. And you said Belgrave Street, yeah? Caller: Yeah, just kind of going back to the location. Call handler: Don't put yourself at any risk. It's not worth it over a phone. I appreciate it’s frustrating. Call handler: And which way did they go towards, this suspect on a bike? Caller: He went. He travels north. I saw him for a few blocks. Call handler: So where were you when you last saw him? Have you got any idea? Caller: Yeah, so. Call handler: Did you get up to Stepney? Caller: Let me tell you where I got to. I'm just going back to where I can. Caller: So he turned right. Sorry, he turned left. There's a park on top of the road and he turned left there. Call handler: Stepney Green Park, ok. Caller: Yeah. He turned left there. Call handler: Can you remember anything about his appearance? Caller: Yeah, he was young. He was a black guy. He was on a bike. Call handler: About how young? Call handler: Just a guess. Caller: Teens. Late teens. Call handler: Was he skinny, tall, any idea? Caller: Yeah. He was slim. He was about average height. Call handler: Was it an e bike or pedal bike? Caller: Pedal bike. Call handler: Have you got a tracker on the phone at all? Caller: I do. It’s a government phone. Call handler: And it's your work phone. What kind of phone is it? Caller: It’s an iPhone. Call handler: Do you know what model? Caller: I don't. [PAUSE] Call handler: Right, just bear with me a second. Call handler: We would normally deploy to see you but at the moment, we are having extreme demand on police officers. So, I don't know if you would prefer to make your way home and make a crime report over the phone or online tomorrow. I mean, I can complete one with you now. I can pass this down, you can wait, but I honestly do not know how long you'll be waiting, Caller: If I could complete it now that would be good. Call handler: Ok. Call handler: What's your name, please? Caller: My name is XXXXXXXXXX. Call handler: XXXXXXXXXX? (repeats name back) Caller: Yeah. Call handler: And your date of birth, please? Caller: It's XXXXXX Call handler: Is XXXXXXXXX (surname) all one word? Caller: Yeah, (spells surname). Call handler: And what's your home address? Caller: (Provides non-London address) Call handler: So you live in XXXXXX? Caller: Yeah. Call handler: Are you staying anywhere while you're in London? Caller: Yeah. Call handler: Sorry, it just takes a little bit longer to deal with an address outside of the Met. I do apologise. Caller: It’s ok. Call handler: And may I take an email for you please (name)? Caller: Yeah, it's XXXXXXXXXXX@XXXXXXXXXX.com (personal email address) Call handler: You'll get a copy of the preliminary crime report through to that email. Call handler: How would you like to be contacted by an investigating officer? By email or phone? Caller: Phone, please. Or either, I’m not fussed. Call handler: Have you got any finance apps on the phone? Caller: No. Call handler: You'll need to change any passwords for any logins you do have on the phone. Caller: Yeah, okay. Call handler: You're not vulnerable in any way. Are you? Caller: No I’m not. Call handler: Do you believe there was any CCTV near where the incident happened? Caller: Might be. [Inaudible] away from location. Call handler: Don't worry. Don't return. No, I'll just put at the moment unknown. And obviously, if we find out more, we find out more. Call handler: Are you willing to make a statement to support the investigation? Caller: Definitely. Call handler: So what time did he actually snatch the phone? Caller: About two minutes before I rung you and I chased, and then I rang my office to get the phone tracked and then I rang you. Call handler: Okay, cool. It would have been about 25 past that you were robbed. Caller: A little before, about 23 minutes past, I think. Call handler: 23? Little bit before? Okay. [PAUSE] Call handler: Just bear with me, I’m just trying to get this system to accept the address. Sorry about this. I won't keep you much longer. Call handler: If you do get any tracking updates, what you do is you give us call back if the phone is stationary. Caller: Yeah. Call handler: And we can review attending then. We can't guarantee attending a moving phone at all, but if it's been stationary for a few… Call handler: It’s not accepting your address. Caller: I can give you my London address? Call handler: It’s alright. I've nearly got this to work. Caller: Okay Call handler: How long you staying in London? Caller: So I come to London every week. I work in London. Call handler: Oh, I see. Okay, that makes sense. Caller: So I'll be here till Thursday. Call handler: Okay. [PAUSE] Call handler: As I was trying to say, I've got this sorted now, so I'll be texting you a crime reference number in the next few moments. Along with the crime reference number will be a CHS reference number. If you need to give us a call back, you can call back giving that reference number from any device, and then we'll be able to link it straight away to your crime report and review deploying. We will need to know a bit more details about the phone itself, so when you're contacted by the investigating officer, or if you do get tracking details, you can call us back with the IMEI number, and the type of phone that it is that would be super helpful. Caller: All right, thank you. Call handler: All right, I’m just about to text you through the crime reference number now. Caller: Thank you so much. You’ve been really helpful. Call handler: No worries. All right, (name). You take care now, okay? Bye. Caller: Bye bye.

@meanhoe1488 @NickProbes @brandil387292 @enjoyer_liberty You sure? I'm surprised you can even get out of bed for fear of a Muslim shooting with his beard laser or whatever dumbfuckery GBNews commanded you to believe this week. It's you conservative snowflakes that a terrified of anyone who's brown or black or gay or educated.

@Gpazz @NickProbes @brandil387292 @enjoyer_liberty Cope. Btw I love making it out the door without 8 medications to stop me from having a panic attack.

“go find a girl and get married!” average zoomer girl:

@antmiddleton So what you're saying is that the first thing you'll do is waste taxpayer money? Great.

That’s how I’ll make it and I’ll free fall into Trafalgar Square with the England flag attached to me when I’m Mayor! London will see the biggest British and English celebrations of all time! 🫡🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@RupertLowe10 I can never tell which facetious, grifting cunt you are, but I'm glad there are a few of you to split the vote and end up with fucking nothing.

I am delighted to officially become Restore Britain's first Member of Parliament. I intend to be one of hundreds at the next general election.

@meanhoe1488 @NickProbes @brandil387292 @enjoyer_liberty The stupid are often happier. Ignorance is bliss.

@Gpazz @NickProbes @brandil387292 @enjoyer_liberty Conservatives are actually happier than liberals which is why we have way more kids than you, more grandkids and are less likely to be mentally ill and divorce later on.

@AzTech_Strategy @enjoyer_liberty I hate to tell you this, but their plan is working perfectly and you're too stupid to understand it.

@enjoyer_liberty Stop blackpilling. They are that way because the culture is that way. As soon as you start being a man they will fold on every thing they "believe" in. Just find one that isn't ran-through. Don't waste time or resources on ones that are.

@NickProbes @brandil387292 @enjoyer_liberty Men "like" you, you daft twat. Just because you've managed to stumble across a fellow conspiracy troll to rot with you in your cretinous psycho-bunker doesn't mean other women want to be gormless, servile fuckwits as well.

@brandil387292 @enjoyer_liberty Dont even need the bio for deterrence; I'm married 🤣 Never needed an app to find a date. Jokes on me, huh?

@enjoyer_liberty You fucking snowflakes genuinely have zero sense of humour and even less intelligence, don't you?

the fluoride is the highlight here lmao

@ThroneofYah @arav_m @yhbryankimiq You really are fucking stupid, aren't you?

@arav_m @yhbryankimiq Actually we are commanded to spread the word across the world. Casting pearl among swine requires us to dust our feet and pray for the deniars. Atheism is a religion and requires much more faith.

I am receiving death threats for preaching Jesus Christ. But I will not live in fear. God is with me, and He is my protector. No threat can silence the truth. No fear can overcome faith. I will keep speaking the name of Jesus Christ.

@yhbryankimiq 1. You don't have the world's highest IQ. 2. That's not Jesus. 3. Nobody cares.

@antmiddleton What're you gonna do, punch government in the face? Fuck off, you empty-headed backbirth.

We’ll turn this around in no time! fear not…

@matthewdmarsden @Dulloldguy Its most referenced stories have been proven to be nonsense. Zombies aren't real. Every time something is disproved it magically becomes an allegory instead. That your "all-good" god commands the slaughter of children. Fuck your stupid book, and your spiteful, narcissistic god.

@Dulloldguy You have a name like “ardent critic” and you expect me to believe what you have to say? Who says it has so many holes? You?

Here’s the thing, and this is going to upset a LOT of people. The UK has not been a true Christian country in decades. When I was in school we prayed, celebrated Christmas and Easter, and sang hymns. The agnostics and atheists are the ones who got rid of all that. Mocking you if you believed in God. Church attendance plummeted as Christians failed to educate youngsters about the faith. I know. I left the Church while I was there. I came back to my faith because one of my co stars had the courage to give me @LeeStrobel ‘s book “ The Case For Christ.” When I realized that Jesus was real, I was not shunned by the people in my new country. I was embraced. I could talk to them about my emergent faith without being mocked or laughed at. I then studied. I read Strobel’s other books, then Lewis. Sheed, and finally Aquinas. I felt betrayed that no one had told me about the richness of my faith. Almost all the questions I had about it were straw man arguments. That brought me back to Catholicism, kicking and screaming. I then met real people who inspired me. There are too many to list, but @13thoneMargaret , @timclemente and @docMJP are just three. I saw the joy present in families who had very little materially, but who followed their faith diligently. I saw that big families meant you were forever surrounded with laughter and community. They made me want that. They made me see that it was possible. Now, my conversations are filled with richness. My friends are loyal and principled. My kids have friends who have the same moral compass as they do. I can talk about God without getting the rolled eyes like I still do when I talk to people in the UK. Yesterday I was at a soccer game and one of the moms said that they loved it when my sons 6 siblings turned up to watch him. He would have been teased if that happened in the UK. Do not blame companies in the UK for abandoning Christian traditions, when much of the people there did it long ago. The Church of England is woke. The Catholic Church there is weak. Lead by effeminate men and butch women who are woke and stand for nothing. It’s hard for the people of Great Britain to be inspired by that. The truth is, very few people there will have gone to church today. The UK needs to embrace its faith again, then they will truly understand what they are fighting for.

@matthewdmarsden We mock you for religion because being religious is inherently mockable. I wouldn't dream of trying to prevent you being religious, but I don't have to pretend it isn't fucking absurd.

@MKE4612 @GoodwinMJ Maybe spend those 4-5 days enjoying what remaining brain cells you have before that serial fucking loser robs you of them.

@GoodwinMJ Bought the founders edition and it's just been saying "waiting for details" for 4-5 days now. I wanna read it!

Thank you lefties. We are Number 4 on Amazon and the Founder’s Edition has just sold out … again. Keep driving the algorithm cheers 👍 The more people in Britain who read Suicide of a Nation the better. Then at least they will know the truth -> shorturl.at/NJIbm

@Chris_Leigh_UK @jarrowmarching6 @GoodwinMJ Then you should fucking know better, you daft cunt.

@jarrowmarching6 @GoodwinMJ It’s generally better researched if AI is involved, but care is needed. I use AI in my work.

@GoodwinMJ In what category? "Spurious data spewed out by a serial fucking loser"?

@AllBiteNoBark88 There's a war going on. There are more important things than your pointless random dead guy not being referenced by a chocolate fucking egg. Grow up.

#Boycott all brands that have ERASED the Word "Easter" Don't like Jesus Christ? Screw your Profits

@BenGrahamUK There's a war happening Graham. How can you possibly find the willpower to give a shit about this, something barely anyone would ever even notice? Unless a certain political party or two are perhaps paying you sow pointless division?

“Gesture eggs” What does that even mean? When was it decided the word “Easter” needed replacing? For centuries Easter has been part of Britain’s calendar, not a gesture, not a seasonal moment. This isn’t inclusivity. It’s corporate rebranding that strips meaning out of tradition. Britain deserves better.

@BenGrahamUK @dithespy50 @dariusimperator You're half right. Nobody would rise out of a tomb. Keep your stupid fairytales away from my random yearly chocolate eggs.

@dithespy50 @dariusimperator Nobody would rise out of a tomb for Cadburys chocolate.

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

@SamanthaTaghoy All religion does is profit off stupid people anyway, so why not?

Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.