Greg Pols

Gym, nap, crispy boys, repeat. 🤠

@J_Swish24 This is 2022, Senior AA playing for the Powell river Regals against our tough guy on my senior team. Couple black eyes each, some pints, and a hand shake after the game 🤝 Amesbury in the white

Look at how hard Daniel “Diamond Paws” Amesbury is swinging in this chuck at center ice in the Cheese Toast. He’s swinging harder than Sammy Sosa with a corked bat in 2003. That is so filth. Imagine taking a decade off of “pro”puck and your last match being in the Federal League and then going full Ray Rice on a Sunday in The Coast on some poor bastard. So sick. Where was this guy throwing from 2014-2024? There’s no way he hasn’t been fighting in some sort of Senior League in Sask or outside of the local bars in Portage La Prairie, Manitoba. As Billy Madison would say…That’s assault brotha !

@carterconway_ Sid will wear the C on this team barter. Don’t you worry

If Sid’s not on this team I’ll jump out my window

babcock checking an employee's phone to see if he's really fired

@gmfb @JamieErdahl @JasonMcCourty @KyleBrandt @MikeGarafolo No olave?!

Who has the best WR line-up??? ⁦@JamieErdahl⁩ ⁦@JasonMcCourty⁩ ⁦@KyleBrandt⁩ ⁦@MikeGarafolo⁩

How many more years of Darnell Nurse at $9.25 million?

Trouble with a clean elbow DIRECTLY to the head and idk folks will this jumpstart the rangers? Let’s find out

I’ve hired a Covid rapid testing team to screen guests at my front door, masks are required, and yes you do have to be boosted + show proof of vaccination. Why? Because I care about flattening this curve. We can do it in 2 weeks.

** BREAKING NEWS *** The Chase is on!  As the Great 8 tries to catch the Great One, @Ovi8 sits down with yours truly as part of an exclusive 1-hour @NHL on @ESPN documentary #GR8TNESS  Check out this fire trailer!    Feb 4 2ET on @ABC @capitals #HockeyTwitter

still cant believe provorov didnt wear the pride jersey. i grew up watching him. was always my favorite player. i remember being 4 and telling my dad i wanted to be like him. not anymore. he didnt wear the rainbow jersey. kick him out of the league imo

@heatdaddy69420 @AirCanada 😞

Hopping into this convo because I need more drama on my timeline. McDavid didn’t have possession and was offside, Makar was a tag up without possession and onside. Fine with both calls. Also, each are completely different plays - chalk and cheese comparisons.

Someone offers me a trade in fantasy hockey or football.. Me in there yahoo dm’s immediately:

when you forgot your wedge on the green 3 holes ago

I had the weirdest dream I was tied to a chair inside of statefarm and the last thing I remember is Patrick Mahomes and Jackson Mahomes screaming “you’re gonna get the Patrick Price whether you like it or not” and they both started trying to take my pants off

The Angels' team leaders page is just Shohei Ohtani 😅

This is really well done. You might not like the fact that Harold Varner III has left for LIV — and he seems to understand that — but I’m not sure the explanation could be any better.

In honor of Carey Price, here’s an awesome glove save.

Adam Sandler churning out Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, The Waterboy & Big Daddy in a 4 year span is like Jordan's run from 1991-1998.