Dad the Maker

Limited Edition America 250 Years of Freedom 20 oz tumbler with lid. Get yours today at: graceengraving.com/product-page/2… #July4th #America250

One of my favorite engraving projects is creating lake maps. This one is of Lake Ouachita in Arkansas #LakeOuachita #Lakelife

@unusual_whales Taco Bell being investigated for stomach issues is the least surprising headline of the week.

Federal and state health officials are reportedly investigating whether Taco Bell restaurants played a role in one of the largest U.S. outbreaks of an illness that causes explosive diarrhea

Could watch this all day.

@RobertMSterling Reminds me of this video, which I've watched WAY to much: Guy On A Buffalo - Episode 1 (Bears, Indians & Such) youtu.be/iJ4T9CQA0UM?si… via @YouTube

showing up to work Monday morning after ignoring my email inbox all weekend

@catturd2 This is how it's done: Guy On A Buffalo - Episode 1 (Bears, Indians & Such) youtu.be/iJ4T9CQA0UM?si… via @YouTube

LOL - glad the legend is going to be okay.

@trashincrisis Besties!

he really likes to be around me

@unusual_whales It's amazing how quickly 'move out and be independent' became 'have you checked Zillow lately?

BREAKING: 1 in 3 adults under 35 lives with their parents, per NYT

@Polymarket You can take the Viking out of Norway, but you can't stop him from buying a drunk raccoon

JUST IN: Norway World Cup star Erling Haaland reportedly dropped $10,000 at a Texas western store, including $750 on a taxidermy raccoon.

@MikeBales At 20: Anywhere works. At 40: This pillow has betrayed me

Getting older is carefully negotiating the perfect arm position before bed… just so it still works for you in the morning.

@unusual_whales The stock market is how investors feel. The economy is how everyone else feels.📊

"The stock market and economy seem out of sync," per CNBC

@IfindRetards Departure announcements on social media have a remarkably low success rate.

If you announce on X that you're leaving X, you're retarded.

@TicTocTick My paycheck and my grocery receipt are still having creative differences

COLLAPSE OF USA CPI 🇺🇸 ONLY 3% year over year! **BREAKING 🚨**

@SteveLovesAmmo I finally get to stay up as late as I want... and regret it every single morning

Being an adult is basically going to bed when you don’t want to but also waking up when you don’t want to. Good night my friends!

@goodmorningufo We've officially entered the '4K footage, 0% certainty' era.

Impressive footage James Franco shows alien opening/closing doors, making strange noises, playing in backyard and even peeking through the kitchen window…. 🛸

@astrooalert So the cats domesticated you.

If aliens visit Earth, what’s the first thing they’d say?

@catturd2 Favorite athlete, of all time.

Based AF.

@ESPNUK Nope, that’s a typical American souvenir.

Erling Haaland returns to Norway with a rather unique prize in hand... 🦝😁

@FOXSports This guy gets better each day. The way he’s going, Texas will name a town after him.

After a summer to remember, Erling Haaland chose to bring a taxidermy raccoon back to Norway 🤣 (via YT/Reuters)

@emzanotti I assumed we already had…

We should have granted him immediate citizenship on the grounds that he bought that raccoon alone

@ClayTravis My kinda guy!

Erling Haaland lands back in Norway with the perfect gift from his World Cup time in America — a stuffed raccoon drinking whiskey.