Elizabeth Smith

Mommy, believe me. In real life, my body really wants to be yellow like this highlighter. Why do you not believe me?

Daddy, the President is big like you!! #debate2012

Graham, you have to be really kind to my cousin when we see her tonight! @lydiarsummers

Mommy, will you be sad when I get old & am a mommy & build a different house?

I'm 4 years old and I don't know how to ride a bike!!

Do you know why I am crying, Mommy? Because I am so proud of myself because I like all of these movies.

Mommy, do we climb a ladder to Heaven?

Mommy, sea stars can grow new legs. Uh huh, they really can!

Mom, if you are tired, just go sit on the couch & I will do your job. I will do all of the jobs! Just sit & let me do your job!

Mommy, you smell good when you hug me.

Mommy, birthday girls rule the universe.

I'm going to get Daddy a special treat. I'm going to get Daddy ice cream & rock & roll.

I'm going to give Daddy a special treat. I'm going to give him ice cream & Rick and roll.

Mom, my bear's name is Connifer Johns Bane. Repeat after me: Connifer...

I win! I win! I'm the champy-beon! Champy-beon!

My name isn't princess cowgirl any more; it's just Gracie!

Mommy, I am pretty sure there is one Heaven for boys & one Heaven for girls.

Graham: no funny noises! I am trying to read a book!

If the boys don't win, their mommies will make them stay at the gym.

I love this princess. Every single princess is my favorite.