Major Shenanigans

@ZoeyZiptie Glad to hear that you're comfortable and that things seem to be improving. Look forward to seeing you soon.

Honestly thank you all so much!! This really cheered me up after another rough day. I’m on a ward now so much more comfortable. I can’t reply to each of you but I have read every comment and it means the world!!❤️ Won’t be long till I’m back and being my mischievous self again soon!!xoxo

Whoever said it’s gets easier, lied. Cultures from last week came back- sever kidney issue and only one antibiotic can treat it.. Needed to be at the hospital within an hour, fast track no ED blah blah.. Straight to a ward. But there are no beds. So it took them 7 hours to give me my first dose of antibiotics. And this only happened bc I had a minor meltdown after a stranger gave me a hug as she said she’s been watching me for hours and feels so bad 🙃 THENN they realised I was supposed to be on ward as soon as I arrived. So if I didn’t cry after 7 hours I wonder how long they have forgotten me for. But now I feel bad bc I need to be quarantined so I hope that hug doesn’t affect that lovely lady as she had no hair and was super skinny!😭 Between 5 and 7 days IV treatment needed - but I promise I WONT be staying here that long. I’ll drive in daily if I have to. They will try and find me a room with some windows at some point but the hospital is full so I’m grateful for a bed not a cupboard. I also now feel bad for all the other ppl who need beds, I was packing for a shoot this morning trying to pretend I felt okay?!🤦‍♀️ Slightly less fancy than the last digs as some of you pointed out.. This isn’t fun and games. And I feel like I need to address some things. It’s not my crazy lifestyle of travel and bondage that causes this. I don’t want sympathy I just want help from a bladder that I can’t escape. This is my public notice as to why I don’t accept the bare minimum hygiene on shoots🤣🤣 As to why I ask people to wash their hands before shooting. And why I use my own toys when possible. The reaction to my request says a lot about some producers but that’s for another time. This isn’t triggered by my lifestyle and I was actually a lot sicker a few years ago when I was employed. I had dwindling sick days, disaplinaries looming constantly, and would work until it literally nearly killed me. Lifestyle changes, removal of my suprapucic catheter (the scar some of you lovingly refer to as my second belly button) and paying more attention to what I need is why I made such a drastic U-turn from the girl who was in hospital at least every other month for years. This is why when you all say you love that you can see I love what I do, why you can tell I’m so genuine with my content and my fans. It’s bc I genuinely believe this career changed my life in so many ways, and literally saved it. So im so grateful. I’m my own boss and I’m surrounded by supportive people. It’s also why I think I’m so hardcore. I meannn I’ve been balling around for days with a dying kidney and didn’t know haha!!🤣 A botched surgery 10 years ago was too drastic too soon and that’s caused a lot of this. They lifted my bladder, forgot I hadn’t had children or a prolapse, I wasn’t obese. And they’re the normal ones who should had it. I was 18 yrs at the time. By the time doctors realised the pain I was in wasn’t be being dramatic but they had stitched my bladder too high above my pelvis.. they undid it but the scars were made, left pockets and these are what fill up with wee and sometimes cause uti. This sometimes progresses to sepsis (three times) or in this case up into my kidney and causing function loss and damage.. sooo fingers crossed I get better soon bc I have a flight to catch on the 21st!🤞 Sorry just have to vent somewhere xoxo

🔥 FINAL CALL🔥 Me & @ZoeyZiptie - 2 switch subs who ACTUALLY click on camera 💙 Rope • Gags • Chastity • Impact • Foot worship • Power exchange • That weird fetish you think nobody does - WE DO 💙 DM or email NOW. Clock's ticking, which one of us breaks first? 💙

RT @captured_kerry: Going LIVE now! @shelley_frayja is keen! chaturbate.com/captured_kerry

Not long now guys...and I think we could well be in for a treat! 😉😜

@tinaleecomet It's getting silly...@captured_kerry got flagged earlier today for including 'speedo swimsuit' in a description...apparently because speedo includes 'peedo' 🤯

LF about to be done-zo. Not only does the word tiny get used for SPH, it's a pretty significant keyword for giantess fetish which is so fucking popular right now. Rest in piss LoyalFans 🫡

@xAraneaex Seems to be working normally for me. If there is such a thing as 'normal' on here any more.

Is x working properly

Such a fun weekend...and so much great content created! Looking forward to the next time @lilmissy_uk , @KinkyBound and @captured_kerry 🤩🤩🤩

@ZoeyZiptie @melodiemilli Glad you've got your old car back...looking all sparkly and new anyway! 🎉

@Graeme_Curves @melodiemilli Yeahh all good. I get it thanks! I’m the only one in my family with out a private plate🤣🤣 It’s time I join them, it’s okay I’ll pick one I’ll wanna move with me if and when I get a new car🤙

Did I pay more than the value of the car to keep her road worthy? Yes. Yes I did! Why? I have a literal emotional connection to this car. She has saved my life more than once. One time I drifted off the road at 80+mph she skid and stuck to the ground when it felt like I should have flipped!! But this time, a learner driver t-boned me the day before I left for Australia and she was totalled🥲 She’s been with me for 9+ years from new. The memories, drama and roadtrips we’ve had. There was no way I could see her scrapped🙌 Excited to go pick her up today all fresh and red😍 Gonna treat her to some new black alloys to really make the red callipers POP🤩🤩

@ZoeyZiptie @melodiemilli Only get a private plate if you are intending to keep the car for a long time. They are a complete ball ache and quite costly if you change cars (and the private plate) regularly. I gave mine up.

@melodiemilli I’m so happy!! But I’m now doing so much to her!!🙈🤣🤣 New wheels and a private plate are deserved I think 😇

I was only looking for a biscuit!....the joys of living with @captured_kerry 😉🤣

@ropedprose77 @captured_kerry That's Cumbernauld United I believe. 🤣

@captured_kerry Not ignoring your two front strikers but what ground is that? 😅

Looking forward to this. Can't wait to see the content you produce!

@FoToRo @ZoeyZiptie Not yogastity? 😉

@ZoeyZiptie It's called choga 😁

You must be new here.. Welcome to chastity yoga. Throw your keys over there and go grab a mat 😋🥰

Don't miss this clip guys...it's an incredibly hot one! Treat yourself to 30mins of @ZoeyZiptie and @captured_kerry orgasms. You won't regret it. 🔥🔥

@RopedProse @Tieherup1 I agree @RopedProse . Work with the people who share your passion and enjoy their company. The content is way better if you are both into what you are doing anyway. I'm going to Boundcon to catch up with friends (and act as @captured_kerry 's cameraman) See you in the bar!

@Tieherup1 Then why do it? I can see we’re not going to agree on this bud but I do what I do because it is my passion. The day it stops being fun is the day I quit. I’m going to Boundcon to shoot, drink and be merry. End of.

Boundcon '26 will be hard since we already have our lineup of models (almost) and many keep announcing that they will also attend and we don't want to go home with a burnout.

@captured_kerry @realloyalfans If 'pigtails' is now a banned word why can't @realloyalfans send out a message to give all creators a 'window' to edit their content rather than just taking it down. I hope this situation is quickly resolved.

So @realloyalfans you are currently copping out of doing proper compliance by filtering any content where the girls hair is in pigtails as 'age play'... This cannot be an appropriate way to check for content compliance! The fact you don't even allow us to upload consent and ID paperwork with the content to prove we are of age etc is just madness! Please rethink your approach as this is unfair and going to remove a hell of a lot of content that is 100% acceptable!

I'm a girl who loves cheese! Spent today at the British & Irish Cheese Awards 🧀 So many samples and lots of sunshine!

What a fun day of shooting with @melodiemilli! Didn't get a custom with us this time? Hit me up and I can invite Melodie back soon!

@bribriolivia @captured_kerry @RopedProse @bribriolivia and @captured_kerry - you can think yourselves lucky that neither of you are old enough to remember Bernard Matthews turkey adverts. Go look them up if you like but don't blame me!

@captured_kerry @RopedProse @Graeme_Curves I’m so lost too 😂 x

Morning ❤️

@bribriolivia @RopedProse Let us know when you do. I love a day at the races and @captured_kerry loves an excuse to get dressed up for it too!

@RopedProse Awwww thank you ❤️ ooo yes let’s x