Graham spiers

Hearing very strong rumours of financial difficulty at Newco rangers,apparently ally mccoist has been eating a £1000 worth of pies a day.

Craig Whyte: 'I have inherited a shower of shite from the previous regime. And rangers will go under I guarantee it believe me.#thetimes

Though I grant you, @rangerstaxcase is one of the worst public blogs out there it's absolute bull shit and has no substance absoloutely crap

Had another love in with super ally earlier this evening,such a cheeky wee chappy so accommodating always let's me stroke his wee baws!

There are just too many lazy journos these days,I can assure you RFC have solid financial foundations Craig whyte has billions in reserve.

That Phil mac fella don't know shit about RFC and the tax case.There is no chance of the bears going bust Craig whyte told me months ago.

Well guys I think that hearts fan was lucky Neil Lennon didn't have a knife,disgraceful from Lennon defending himself like that!

Just remembered Walter still aint returned my big Bertha,the 1 I stuck up is arse whilst we were in the rough stroking balls at Augusta!

Walter smith today begged the hordes to up the ante,and get the Billy boys sung loud and proud this weekend no surrender was his cry and FTP

My Q and A on the Rangers takeover in The Times tomorrow. Plus, the enduring myth of Donald Muir the “Bastard within ibrox He's a total CUNT

Had a rare time with ally today,we resided over a cup of tea and some custard creams.Walter came home and sucked him dry while I watched.

There can be no doubting that Walters grey balls are among the finest I've ever seen.silky,shiny and soft to the touch.

This aint no #fakeover guys,open your eyes Craig whyte is minted.He spent £137 in LIDL only the other day I can prove it.

Oh crikey just remembered Kenny macdowell owes me a hand job. How I love rubbing his shiny bigoted dome let's hope Walter brings the poppers

I'll be dining with the ever elusive Craig whyte later,down soho way.On the agenda the RFC fakeover and spam sandwhiches me thinks.

I must say had a great time in the hot tub with Walter and Ally today.These occasions are always special to me.