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@stevewraith Funeral? Dressing up as a vicar? Making the shittest film ever? Fucking off to Dunston and declaring undying love? Having your gaff turned into an oil store? What could ge better?

7 hours to get from London to Newcastle. Can think of better ways of spending the hottest day of the year🤣

@Ramma_____ If nothing else, Twitter Mags have been shown to be THE biggest spaccas in cyberspace. See you in Serbia.

@LiamJKennedy23 Block if you like, you dickhead. No wonder your wife fucked off.

@Graham1759827 You need glasses, manners and a humour transplant. I do block, I'm not fussy. Last chance.

@LiamJKennedy23 You absolute fucking prick. Your comments about Fulham. Participation football club. Disgraceful.

@LiamJKennedy23 Youre a disrespectful prick, ginger cunt.

@Graham1759827 F*ck off, you wet lettuce. Scared of opinion.

@wuds100 Fat nonce prick

Sunderland vs Blyth The Mackems trying to force a new rivalry with the Toon now too far in the distance.

@SkySports_Keith @EuropaLeague Fuck you dickhead.

👏🏼 🐈‍⬛ That is an incredible achievement from #SAFC and everyone involved at the club. ⬆️ For a newly promoted team to qualify for the @EuropaLeague is very, very good indeed. Huge congrats to Sunderland!

@AngryBootneck Its a shit match Matty

Watching the Boro in a Mexican dive bar cos it’s the only place open.. I was skeptical until I ordered steak and eggs for $15.49 and they said “ok that comes with an hour of bottomless mimosa for free” 😂👍👍

@Pezzo180 And I follow few...dont want or need that. You fucking spastic

@Graham1759827 No wonder ya name is Graham .Mr 11 Followers.😂😂😂

People STILL crying over Black faces in the England squad.FFS ,GET A FUCKING LIFE you morons.England aint won FUCK ALL for 60 years with plenty of WHITE faces.You need all the help you can get.🙄

@JamesMelville Luton

What do you consider to be the most beautiful city in the UK?

@YewChooba @jonhopswan @OfficielKaybaye

There goes another one of my Dad's stock phrases :- Anyone who goes on more than one holiday - "Bloody hell, it's Judith Chalmers'. Anyone who takes a photo - "Bloody hell, it's David Bailey'. Anyone who drives over 40mph - "Bloody hell, it's Stirling Moss'. RIP Judith 🙏🏼

@YewChooba @jonhopswan @OfficielKaybaye

@YewChooba @jonhopswan @OfficielKaybaye Any child rapist...." it'd like so cal geordie off twitter "

@Mr_Flibble_24 @santar99 @SensibleSAFC Im flying from there next week. Ordered 4000 Safc stickers just for the airport walks alone

@santar99 @SensibleSAFC The mongo is technically correct as there is no such place as Ponteland airport as he says, however, Sunderland fans 100% do wear their strips to pass through Newcastle Airport. A place that does exist

It’s a verifiable fact that no Sunderland fan has ever worn a replica shirt to Ponteland airport

@MediaSOI And there'll be another one being planned right now.

All the lefty politicians are too scared to say he was brutally murders by Muslims, they talk like he died in his sleep. Cunts the lot of them

@kayyleighk7 David May has way more medals than Shearer.

@stevewallwork Go well with the 5 different replica shirts you take away.

Beach towel on the club shop site 😍😍

@bignorms Shit house

Had worse Mondays, pina colada time 🍸🍸