Drew Graham

A pull of peppermint schnapps and chase it with a chocolate chip cookie

Allen Robinson is trending, so here is @AllenRobinson making defenders look bad and his QBs look good. As always #ExtendArob

I took every team's QB1, RB1, WR1, WR2, and TE1 and tabulated 2020 PFF scores for each per current roster. Then, I combined them for a "score." Well, well, well.

Joe Webb: --6th Round Pick out of UAB --11 year NFL career --Started a playoff game with the Vikings at QB --Played for 6 NFL teams --Played 16 games in 2017, 2018...Out of NFL for 2019...Came back, played for the Giants in 2020. Awesome career, and a BELOVED teammate. @GMFB

The smell of fresh cut grass makes me horny.

yes i prefer being alone and yes i hate being alone

GO MULES SKOL VIKES

if a mf keep asking me why i’m not drunk on a saturday i’m gonna lose my shit

*knock on wood*

@Krauserrific @Forester932 Are you a fan or a troll? Been hard to tell lately

@Forester932 No, the Vikings should know their place. It's embarrassing for everyone when they try.

@b_heintzzz I'm being told the problem here is Cousins holding the ball too long

@itschelsius I'm in the same boat. I didn't receive any of them 😭

@DaRealJefe @elonmusk You can't ask robots questions like that bro

@elonmusk Are you alive?

🙄

@bobatl Shit Call me Goku

when ur at ur lowest point, u tap into your super power

Today is the first day I've felt truly happy in the 5 months since I got dumped. Cheers to better days ahead; I love you and stay hydrated, fam

MY MOM JIST PLAYED THE FUCKING PORNHUB INTRO AND WHEN I REACTED SHE WENT "Interesting" EHAT THE FUXK WBAY THE FUCK

@KranzTrent Lol mine was weed