GrandWizard

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GrandWizard

GrandWizard

@GrandWizardz5x

Katılım Mayıs 2026
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GrandWizard
GrandWizard@GrandWizardz5x·
@eurofounder You just lied😂we don’t pay tips like that you sped mf😂🫵
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Matthias Schmidt
Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder·
Disgusting greed of the US and FIFA crushed my son’s dreams He was saving for two years to see Germany play in a World Cup Yesterday we flew to Houston to purchase tickets for the first match “That will be $2,400 plus tip” we heard in a ticket booth “Tip?” I was sure this is a joke “Yes, mandatory 25% tip is not included” I froze from shock “Total of $3,000. Cash or card?” My son looked at me with crying eyes “We cannot afford it, Heinrich” I said “But papa, we came such a long way” he was sobbing I hugged him, feeling my heart is breaking “This would never happened in the EU” he whispered “No son, it would not” I said while wiping tears off my eyes America must never be allowed to interfere with European sports again
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Groundhopper FC
Groundhopper FC@groundhopper_fc·
As a European I really thought the American Breakfast would be a bit… “ better “ than this… But at least the Waffle was amazing🤩🇺🇸 IT IS MATCHDAYYY🧡🤩 #worldcup
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GrandWizard
GrandWizard@GrandWizardz5x·
@Average_Jonas You lived in LA the worst blue city in the US. LA culture is hating their own country😂
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AverageJonas 🇳🇴
AverageJonas 🇳🇴@Average_Jonas·
Maybe this is a hot take but as someone who lived in the US for 4 years before moving home to Norway, I think the US is a great country to visit, not to live in. You get all the benefits of how grand the experiences are in culture, weather, nature, food, sports etc but you don’t have to worry about healthcare, overpaid housing, taxes that fund wars instead of your well-being and a lacking infrastructure. I understand it’s a big country and I only lived in Los Angeles (which is worse than most other American cities) but you only need one small medical issue to realize how messed up the system is. Also Trump.
Corey Walker 🇺🇸@CoreyWriting

My new favorite genre of tweet is Europeans discovering how much better the US is than their countries. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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GrandWizard
GrandWizard@GrandWizardz5x·
@prollyleanin0 @stunnamanjd @streamupdates_ You’re crying bc he doesn’t gaf?😂why tf would he be offended he’s not black. Those black streamers make racist jokes about him. It’s all jokes at the end of the day
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leanin@prollyleanin0·
@stunnamanjd @streamupdates_ Went in his vod he didnt care at all, If this gets big watch him try to apologize & act all against what she said, a weirdo😂
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Streamer Updates
Streamer Updates@streamupdates_·
RawDogMoon LOST IT after his date explained her type in men in the craziest way possible 😭😭 "I would never be with a black dude that's disgusting... no no guys I have a type"
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Jared Shult
Jared Shult@jared_shult·
@TheROUSes Republicans consistently block universal free lunch for schoolchildren
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Andrew Justin
Andrew Justin@COSportsNut·
@KerriMayer20 Because there are things I’m also ashamed of. Like a fucking pedo in the White House
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Andrew Justin
Andrew Justin@COSportsNut·
Don’t mistake our American pride as approval of our leadership! I am still proud to be American, I will always be proud I’m proud of the country I was raised to believe in. A country that helped when others were down. A country that took in those in need and gave them opportunity! A country of freedom that took care of their own, and others. As I watch the #USMNT play for my country, I’m filled with pride A shitty President that I never voted for will never change that
Mikale Olson@realmikolson

New level of American patriotism has just been unlocked #worldcup #usa #fifa

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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Illegals are seen using a ladder to illegal enter America from Tijuana into San Diego This location is at Border Field State Park. The border wall stretches about 300 feet into the ocean to stop illegals from entering America As you can see, California does nothing to stop them and actually this has been encouraged for decades. Anyone in Southern California knows illegals pour into America at this location There were lots of videos of this happening during the Biden Admin too More illegal Democrats voters headed into California to sign up for benefits
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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle. I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well. The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing. They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets. Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament. His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it. He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps. Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront? Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission. The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique. They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes. I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working. Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold. You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion. There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business. The deal collapsed at dusk. The Pleiadians withdrew the fusion offer when he asked them to walk out before the main event as Special Guests of the Octagon. They said humanity was not ready. He had Counsel log that as a verbal option to renew. Final tally: our species declined the cure for every disease and counteroffered with pay-per-view. The delegation received two tickets to the Ellipse screening area. Not cageside. He does not give away cageside. They left without sound. One moment present, then elsewhere, like a fee disclosure. Two things before Sunday. The walkout jackets for the main card are red with gold embroidery. Licensed. The fusion fell through, but the jackets closed in an afternoon. And there are three seats on the South Lawn logged as HOLD, GUESTS OF THE PRINCIPAL, DO NOT ASSIGN. I did not enter that hold. The system says I did. He says everyone comes back to the table. We're the only planet with the belt.
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GrandWizard
GrandWizard@GrandWizardz5x·
@Nicosaesthetic NY is rat infested and look at their citizens how they treat the city for a sports game😂by far the least educated😂
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Nico The Lowly Tarnished
Nico The Lowly Tarnished@Nicosaesthetic·
The funniest part about the world rallying behind Zoran Mamdani is that he’s literally just doing his job, but by doing so shows us that every other politician is just lining their pockets & leaving us to rot 😭
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dont mention it
dont mention it@itsalltaken1·
@BlackLabelAdvsr What is it with you fucking retards and generalizing everything. My feed is filled with you and your room temp IQ is showing. USA is not safer, and the stats show this. You voted for a dipshit president because half your population is retarded. Next time use your head. thanks :)
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Jon Elder
Jon Elder@BlackLabelAdvsr·
I'm seeing my feed flooded with posts about Europeans realizing that they were lied to about America. The consensus of their posts is that America is safer, more prosperous, and more welcoming than they were told. This might be the most powerful effect of the World Cup.
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Josh Reynolds
Josh Reynolds@JoshReynolds24·
I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening… Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.
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GrandWizard
GrandWizard@GrandWizardz5x·
@OllieThorley Complaint about time zones like some losers😂🫵Europeans the most miserable people on earth
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Ollie Thorley
Ollie Thorley@OllieThorley·
No game on in the middle of the day is the worst part about this World Cup.
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GrandWizard
GrandWizard@GrandWizardz5x·
@siccadilly Your iq is so low you can’t comprehend why they’re booing😂and you’re broke flexing other people’s money
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GrandWizard
GrandWizard@GrandWizardz5x·
@MRIRBT Europeans are so miserable😂no wonder when they visit the US they fall in love and never want to go back
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GrandWizard
GrandWizard@GrandWizardz5x·
@icedsamericana Bringing politics into soccer😂you lefties are insufferable you make your own life miserable by hating everyone
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samantha
samantha@icedsamericana·
Having to remind myself that the USMNT is not the government and it’s okay to root for them. I just wish they weren’t the NY Jets or Pittsburgh Pirates of international soccer 😭
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GrandWizard
GrandWizard@GrandWizardz5x·
@mviraa Men do it better. It’s not a women’s field😂it’s an Asian field
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