Grandad Jokes

Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you screwed it up. #ElectionDay

How do we know communism was doomed from the beginning? All the red flags. #ElectionDay

A wig for 25 cents? That was a small price toupee

You’ll get the Grand D later. Or something like that.

It’s been feeling a bit musky recently. #elonmusk #tothemoon #isittoolatetoinvestintsla

@jonib101 Done.

To my 3 followers, take the UTA survey to help improve the public transit offering in the greater Salt Lake valley servicechoicescentral.metroquest.com

My grandfather, a lifelong republican. is voting blue for the first time tomorrow. He never would have done that if he were alive. #electionday2021 #govote

Now that it’s November, I’ve finally chosen to take down last years Christmas tree

For years I was against organ transplants. Then I had a change of heart ❤️

Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine