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Is Sam Hyde always right? Probably. Rest in Power, Charlie Kirk.

Myanis Katılım Mayıs 2026
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GrandeMando@GrandeMando117·
@safewordsorg I'm really sorry Jade. Every time I see your story I do pray for your health and sanity.
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Jade@safewordsorg·
I was thinking about my relationship with my mother and how damaged it was from a very young age. She has BPD and made my life somewhat of a misery growing up, it got worse when she divorced my father, she hated me and this is probably a factor in why I sought out love elsewhere. I don’t blame myself or her, but it is an interesting thought. All children should be born into families that want them, that will love them and keep them safe and secure. 🤍
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KC@amphichrome_·
every once in a while, i meet a man who makes great conversation, is pretty attractive, and seems really interesting. every single time he is 36 years old
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GrandeMando@GrandeMando117·
@Yapman1 Getting a tomato? What kind? I need to know if I can use it to make a good tomato soup.
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Adeptus Liberatus@theRWMillennial·
I just moved to a new town and tried to go to church. One if the first things they announced was that, their current pastor was heading to another country for missions work. While the church was looking for a new pastor, some chick deacon was going to lead the church. Conservative, traditional denomination mind you. Modern Christianity is lost.
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GrandeMando@GrandeMando117·
@emac2005 Yeah I noticed that. They're old... And plastic. And all the husbands have the wifebro build.
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Michele@michellmybell1·
Men built the cage. Women escaped it.
bdurfy1964@bdurfy1964

@michellmybell1 You mean the society WE BUILT. Every wall around you, every floor beneath you and every roof over you was put there by men. You’re welcome, ingrate

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GrandeMando@GrandeMando117·
@kenzietuff I still wanna see a movie where Ronald, Bozo and Dr. Rockso team up and hunt down all the evil clowns in fiction, yo.
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Mack@kenzietuff·
This is who runs this account
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GrandeMando@GrandeMando117·
@GambelerQuail UM UH YEAH THAT'S LIKE I'M REALLY CREEPY THAT'S LIKE A RED FLAG LIKE MY VERSION OF JESUS WOULDN'T UM LIKE THAT CUZ HER CHRISTIAN BOOMER UNCLE LIKE TOTALLY CLAIMED DIBS AND SO WHAT OF MY DADDY USED TO TOUCH ME IN THE POOL YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONE
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teafortwo@andtwofortea·
@Bonkytheidiot Hi! It’s me! Not in this specific thread, but multiple men did repeatedly refer to being heartbroken when turned down by someone they had no reason to believe was interested! Aren’t you all always jacking it to Marcus Aurelius? Moderation of the passions, self control, all that?
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Bonky@Bonkytheidiot·
Any kind of male pain gets framed as weakness and a problem that needs to be eradicated. Those same people will also hate you for hiding your pain. Men are denied their most basic humanity, turned into strawmen they had no hand in creating by people who claim moral superiority.
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Diane Yap@RealDianeYap·
There's an oddly common but false idea that women are "putting off having kids" to party. Show me what 22-25 year old man wants to marry and have kids, I mean, outside of religious communities? Or are you saying that a woman fresh out of college should be dating old men?
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital

Folks (guys and gals), don't be psyopped by this article. You don't have unlimited time. You need to be moving. Don't put off life. Don't look at Anne Hathaway getting pregnant at 43 and think "Oh, ok I'll be fine." It's a psyop. You'll have massive regret if you squander your youth with hedonism and selfish BS and then try to scramble to have a real life later. Don't be deceived by lies.

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GrandeMando@GrandeMando117·
@homemadehayek Just don't ask you friends their body count, right? All that fuckin' and not a single sperm picked their eggs.
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Cait Dexter@homemadehayek·
I'm gonna start rudely reminding every one of my 35+ guy friends any time they fumble a marriage-minded woman that they are middle aged, because this below is really starting to anger me. I don't know any women who want kids but put off having them for a career or partying. I know MANY who want them but men nearing 40 still have Peter Pan syndrome.
Diane Yap@RealDianeYap

There's an oddly common but false idea that women are "putting off having kids" to party. Show me what 22-25 year old man wants to marry and have kids, I mean, outside of religious communities? Or are you saying that a woman fresh out of college should be dating old men?

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misia 🃏@misyafilka·
why would an atheist want a Christian girl, and vice versa? you have no shared faith, and even if you do have similar values they’re undoubtedly going to be held for different reasons. of course her family is trying to keep her from you, you’re basically trying to poach her.
Dude Snufkin 🌲@RambleMan51

I’ve been to church many times despite not being a Christian, here’s my take -Most Churches are 100% old people and children under 12. -Girls at Church are surrounded by family -Their family is there to keep YOU away -You, the single man, will be treated similarly to a coyote

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0HOUR1@__0HOUR1_·
Without the Jewish vote in 2028, Republicans will lose the White House. People need to calm down and stop the crazy talk. You'll end up with AOC going how the fuck did that happen.
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GrandeMando@GrandeMando117·
@JaneAusten4ever Ah yes, the "maladjusted young men" raised by *checks notes* ah yes, they very generation RUNNING THE CHURCH. Enjoy that prosperity gospel, heathens.
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An Old Fashioned Girl@JaneAusten4ever·
Today an older lady at my church mentioned trying to help a man find a wife. My brother's priest set him up on a blind date. But people only behave this way towards men who will make good husbands. They won't inflict maladjusted young men on their friends.
Dude Snufkin 🌲@RambleMan51

I’ve been to church many times despite not being a Christian, here’s my take -Most Churches are 100% old people and children under 12. -Girls at Church are surrounded by family -Their family is there to keep YOU away -You, the single man, will be treated similarly to a coyote

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Crusader's Symphony@CrusadeSymphony·
@JaneAusten4ever I've had people try and set me up with young women but, and I mean this as politely as possible, it's always felt like I'm being offered up to fix someone who's made a string of bad decisions.
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GrandeMando@GrandeMando117·
@TwinkTheory Part of the community? You mean the community of boomers that preach prosperity gospel and talk about pissreal? That community?
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Gay Interrupted@TwinkTheory·
This is so weird. I’m sure it was incredibly obvious you had no intentions of actually becoming part of the community which would involve things like volunteering to set up for events and going regularly. Just sitting staring at women thinking this is an incredible dating strategy
Dude Snufkin 🌲@RambleMan51

I’ve been to church many times despite not being a Christian, here’s my take -Most Churches are 100% old people and children under 12. -Girls at Church are surrounded by family -Their family is there to keep YOU away -You, the single man, will be treated similarly to a coyote

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Geoffrey@IconEnjoyer·
Why do so many Christian dudes throw their faith out the door when it comes to dating? Do you think God has abandoned you? If you are called to marriage he has someone for you.
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ProfessorT🇺🇲@ProfessorT_·
They patched this out at least a decade ago This can work assuming there are single women your age in your congregation who are actually willing to talk to you, not report you to security for harassment, and further willing to settle down before they hit 30 Best of luck
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Arthur MacWaters@ArthurMacwaters

They don't want you to know this but you can literally > go to church > sit next to a beautiful girl > say hello > ask her to dinner > tell her you love her after 3 weeks > ask her to marry you after 11 months And this beautiful creature will literally live with you in your house and sleep in your bed Absolutely insane life hack. Total glitch in the matrix, surprised they haven't patched this exploit

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