Thelonius Farquhardt

@SusieM414141 THIS is why you need a cashier at the register to finalize the transaction

This man bought his DeWalt tools for $0.01 (one penny). The clerks came over and tried to stop him, but the purchase was complete. Yes, it is a Home Depot glitch, but no, you can’t stop it once it’s happened. People are always going to take advantage.

@SusieM414141 SELF CHECKOUT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Sassafrass_84 A group of Lions is a PRIDE A group of dogs is a PACK A group of crows is a MURDER A group of cows is a HERD A group of frogs is a KNOT A group of skunks is a STENCH A group of goats is a TRIBE A group of KARENS is an HOA

HOA bans American flags for being "triggering." This is illegal. This violates the 2005 Freedom to Display the American Flag Act. Federal law protects your right to fly the U.S. flag on your property. HOAs can only make reasonable rules on size/placement. Not ban it. If your HOA tries to ban it, heres what to do: Cite the 2005 Act and refuse to comply. Document everything. Send a cease-and-desist via attorney. Your flag. Your right. 🇺🇸

Kid with a promising future!

lol

@DerrickEvans4WV Marked safe from being nuked by iranian mullahs

Couldn’t even fill my truck up cause the pump kicks off at $100. Got 3/4 tank. This is NOT sustainable for the working class people in this country.

AUSTIN MAN slips into his transgender ex-girlfriend's bedroom holding a butcher knife. She screams at him to leave. Cops show up and he tells them "I'm just gonna kill her." Ronald Mebane claimed she took his scooter. He was released. Since then he's kept showing up at her protected house. Arrested, released. Arrested, released -- multiple times. In March, he fled responding officers and only stopped after they tased him. Last month, he let himself into her house again, rifled through her bedroom, wrote "love you baby" on her bathroom mirror, and stole $15 on the way out. Released again. 5 arrests in under 4 months. Same victim, same address, same protective order. County Attorney Delia Garza released him every time.

@Wisdom_HQ Pulp Fiction

name ONE movie

@Wisdom_HQ The Killing Fields

@j0ker937 i didn't see any rebar or steel mesh

Admittedly, I've never poured steps before... Someone let me know if the use of "Pam" spray is a normal practice on this stuff.

@FrankBr05713205 You need a ladder to see in the top drawers???

Can you imagine what his payment to Snap on is on that bad boy! I was a professional technician for 50 years and never had anything close to that big or nice

Sneak peek at Stephen Colbert’s final late show 👀😂😭

@tuuu28283 don't forget "uh huh" in the south

アメリカの兄弟達 日本人なんであんまりわかってないんだけど 英語のyesとyupは意味ってほとんど一緒？？

@gunfanatics1 John Moses for 100% sure

If you could spend an hour talking to the lead engineer of any historical weapon system, who are you choosing?

@bigikedies95166 @alphafox Hahahahahahahaha

@alphafox Just come back when they are all at work.

This Dallas tow truck driver got more than he bargained for when the whole troop descended on him:

@alphafox "Troop"?

1 AM. Arkansas. A dog won't stop barking. A father walks down the hallway. Opens his 14-year-old daughter's bedroom door. The bed is empty. The window is open. He already knows the name of the man who took her. He's known it for three months. Aaron Spencer is 37 years old. Army veteran, 82nd Airborne, deployed to Iraq. Farmer. Husband. Father of a little girl who used to sleep with the light on. The man who took her is named Michael Fosler. 67 years old. Three months earlier, when she was still 13, Arkansas had arrested Fosler and charged him with 43 separate crimes against her. Sexual assault of a minor. Internet stalking of a child. Sexual indecency with a child. Possession of child pornography. 43 counts. Against a 13-year-old girl. 43. The judge looked at all of it. And set the bond at $50,000. Fifty. Thousand. Dollars. Then she wrote "no contact order" on a piece of paper and called it justice. Fosler walked out the same day. And on the night of October 8, 2024, he came back for her. That's when Aaron Spencer grabbed his Glock 19. That's when Aaron Spencer climbed into his Ford truck. That's when Aaron Spencer stopped waiting for the system to save his daughter. He found Fosler's truck on Highway 31. His little girl was inside it. He chased him six miles. High beams flashing. Horn screaming. Begging him to pull over. Fosler did not pull over. So Aaron rammed the truck into a ditch. Drew his pistol. And fired sixteen rounds. Fifteen of them found the man who raped his daughter. Then he picked up the phone, called 911, and said the only words a father can say in that moment: "Michael Fosler is dead on the side of the road for trying to kidnap my daughter. I had no choice." The state charged him with second-degree murder. The prosecutor went on TV and said, quote: "We don't live in the Wild West." The judge slapped him in a jail cell. And every father in this country went silent for a long, long minute. Then something happened that nobody predicted. Aaron Spencer, awaiting trial for killing the man who raped his little girl, announced he was running for Sheriff of Lonoke County. A murder defendant. Running for the badge. The whole country laughed. The pundits called it a stunt. The papers called it impossible. March 3, 2026. The voters of Lonoke County walked into the polls. They did not laugh. They gave Aaron Spencer 53.5% of the vote. They threw out the incumbent sheriff who had locked him in a cell. They gave him a 27-point landslide. The father who killed his daughter's rapist is now the Republican nominee for sheriff in a county where Trump pulled 76%. His murder trial begins June 22, 2026. Five weeks from today. If he wins the trial, his name stays on the November ballot. If he wins November, he becomes the sheriff who answers 911 calls in Lonoke County, Arkansas. The father. With the badge. Of the same county that arrested him. This is what happens when a system lets a 43-count predator walk free for $50,000. This is what happens when a judge writes a paper order instead of doing her job. This is what happens when a father decides he is done waiting. There is something left in this country. Something the courts cannot kill. Something the judges cannot bond out. Something the prosecutors cannot silence. It is called a father. And in Lonoke County, Arkansas, 53.5% of the voters just looked Aaron Spencer in the eye and said: "Sir. You did the right thing. Now come run the whole damn sheriff's office." His trial starts in five weeks. God bless Aaron Spencer. And God bless every American standing behind him.

There are only individual rights.

Farmer: "Gentlemen. I'd like to present the ultimate plant-based protein technology." Investor 1: "We're listening." Farmer: "It converts inedible plant matter into complete protein. Grass, cornstalks, brewery waste, vegetable peelings. Anything cellulose-rich that humans can't digest." Investor 2: "Energy requirements." Farmer: "Sunlight." Investor 2: "For the plant matter, you mean." Farmer: "And for the conversion. Same sunlight. Reused." Investor 3: "Heating costs for the bioreactor." Farmer: "None. The unit holds 38.5 degrees year-round on its own." Investor 1: "Failure rate." Farmer: "Self-repairing. The unit also replicates once a year at no additional cost." Investor 3: "Replicates." Farmer: "Produces a smaller version of itself. Which becomes a full unit." Investor 2: "Net carbon." Farmer: "Neutral. The carbon in goes back to the air the grass pulled it from. Round and round, same atoms, no new ones added." Investor 1: "And the waste output." Farmer: "Twenty tonnes of soil enrichment per unit per year. The waste is also a product." Investor 2: "This would obliterate Beyond Meat." Farmer: "It already has. They just don't know yet." Investor 1: "Where can we see one." Farmer: "There are about 1.5 billion currently deployed. Have been for ten thousand years." [silence] Investor 3: "It's a cow, isn't it." Farmer: "It's a cow." Investor 2: "We were promised plant-based." Farmer: "The plant goes in one end. I don't know what else you wanted."

A $300,000 donated wooden art installation in Austin was burned to the ground overnight Arson offenses are up 81% under DA José Garza vs. the years prior. Every year of Garza's tenure has topped every pre-Garza year.