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@paulmagers Some are just born gifted. They’re prodigies. They seemingly are naturally endowed with incredible stupidity. They appear not to have to put effort into it.

You've gotta work at it to achieve his level of stupidity.

@paulmagers The bison are eating our dogs and cats!

Hell, yeah. Murderers, rapists, criminals poisoning the blood of our country. Send back where they came from.

@paulmagers You’re a treasure

My six year old granddaughter just came in the room and said, "The president is mean, hateful, angry, malicious, cruel and vengeful." That's an outright lie. I don't have a granddaughter.

@srbufr @BlueGeorgia We seen it Goober. Yeah Gomer we sure nuff seen it real good. Hey tell Andy. Tell him we seen it. Holler over at Barney too. Tell ‘em all we done seen it.

So what does that mean? It means now that we found out all the bullshit. They were over 100 and some FBI agents in the crowd. We watched the real videos now people just walking around looking at things. We seen the Police fire into the peaceful protesting crowd before they ever did anything with tear gas and rubber bullets and five grenades cause they panicked we found out that Nancy Pelosi was actually the person that called off the National Guard. Now you’re gonna make a hero out of these guys they were stupid just like every other damn republican they can’t even get to save that past. That’s how corrupt they are. Now don’t make a mistake that I’m a democrat. The Democrats are the worst the worst. This is old news. They’re all corrupt, lying, gaslighting bullshit shit politicians. Maybe one of the only honest ones is Federman. Figure that one.

60 Minutes did a piece on former Senator Ben Sasse, who stood up to Trump after January 6: Personality cults aren't conservative. Conspiracy theories aren't conservative. Lying that an election has been stolen? It's not conservative. Acting like politics is a religion. It isn't conservative.

@RpsAgainstTrump @smc429 Rapunzel

Megyn Kelly on Trump: “He's not a moral man. He's obviously not the greatest husband in the world. And he's extremely petty and thin-skinned…There’s no loyalty in return from Trump. Ever.”

@RIAspie Ones is funny

@AdamPosen @davidfrum @TheAtlantic Adam Posen apologizes for a sloppy error the few would even remember, even though his basic point is correct. Has Donald Trump apologized ones for any of his intentional lies that are large part of his everyday life?

Great to have been with @davidfrum on his show for @TheAtlantic talking about economic impact of Trump's war But I did say something stupid I need to correct, with apologies to him and the listeners [1/4]

@paulmagers I’m waiting to hear back from my manager. I quit my job as a greeter at Walmart to take a my new position as a greeter at the Strait of Hormuz but nobody is calling me with the schedule. Help!

Anyone know the Sunday hours for the Strait of Hormuz?

@paulmagers Very sad day. Some day my dog will post that she lost ME. I hope her sentiment will be as kind.

#1daughter said farewell to Miss Penelope this morning. A loving, funny longtime friend.

@RubyDoobieDoo24 He’s a whore

“Trump has delivered real wins for American women: record-low female unemployment before the pandemic, millions of new jobs filled by women, the First Step Act reforming unjust sentencing that hit mothers and families hard, paid parental leave for federal workers, and initiatives boosting women’s entrepreneurship and global economic empowerment. Strong economy, safer streets, and opportunity over rhetoric—facts over feelings. 🇺🇸 #TrumpDelivered”

@RubyDoobieDoo24 Vermin

What is it called when you suppress your faults or weakness only to magnify it on another person when you see it? This behavior is called psychological projection. The flaw in the other person is often exaggerated to help the projector feel superior or to justify their negative feelings toward that individual.  This explains how someone can defend this.

@metzgov @AaronParnas Trump Alcatraz Prison?

The Trump administration is asking Congress for $152 million to begin rebuilding Alcatraz as a "state-of-the-art secure prison facility."

@Globalstats11 I recently became an Ecuadorian citizen and I grew massively overnight

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@MysterySolvents @smc429

Which books will be in Trump’s presidential library?

@JMar__75 @TheMoneyApe Doge? Are you kidding?

@TheMoneyApe DOGE was doing what your country needed in order to prevent this outcome, and look what you idiots did to DOGE. The only way out is by winning the AI race and developing humanoid robots at scale to increase your country's productivity.

🚨 POWELL BIG WARNING 🚨 FED CHAIR POWELL: U.S. DEBT IS GROWING MUCH FASTER THAN THE ECONOMY & CALLS IT “NOT SUSTAINABLE.” ALSO WARNS: “IT WILL NOT END WELL IF WE DON’T ACT SOON.” U.S. DEBT ~$39 TRILLION WITH INTEREST COSTS ~$1 TRILLION A YEAR. TRUMP MAY LOSE MID… Show more

@KeithOlbermann @TheAthletic @TalkinBaseball_ Trumpet has the Raphael Mendez attack. KO is out of his lane on brass playing.

@TheAthletic @TalkinBaseball_ She's not that skilled Also just remember his story arc: he will save every game until the 7th Game of the World Series then guhhh Also: no on the number. Dumb number for a closer

Absolute cinema. Edwin Díaz makes his Dodgers debut with a live trumpeteer 🎺 🎥 @TalkinBaseball_

@RpsAgainstTrump @RachelBitecofer

Steve Bannon: We're working on 5 or 6 different alternatives for how Trump could run again and be president…I continue to say that on the afternoon of January 20th, 2029, Donald Trump is going to be president for his third term. (2025)

@AshleyRParker OK / Why oh why were you drinking cow mucus?

I (accidentally) drank a mug of milk that had gone bad, and survived. ASK ME ANYTHING! 🥛

@ATRightMovies Groundhog Day

@Hiddenwallet @brithume Fine if he’s a private citizen. As president, I would hope he could rise up to at least appear like a decent human being. He can’t.

@brithume 🗣️Speaking his mind honestly at the moment is why people love him. It’s not about your or anyone else’s need, it’s about his.

This is the kind of stuff Trump does that makes people not just oppose him but hate him. There was no need to say anything.

@paulmagers God. I hope it’s soon. I can’t find anything of quality on Netflix. What I really want is the prequel! All the juicy escort escapades. The romantic whirlwind surrounding the moment when she first locked eyes with Donald! Goosebumps!!

Release date for Melania II?