Larry Grayson (parody homage)

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Larry Grayson (parody homage)

@GraysonLarry

In homage to a national treasure..Larry twitches his velour curtains and shares his cheeky observations on local characters and the minutiae of daily life..

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No rest for the wicked!.. I’ve had once a week Nora on the phone in a panic. Her over weight kitty “Dulcia vitality” has got stuck going out the cat flap. She’s making a terrible racket and all Norah can see is a furry pencil sharpener. I’ve sent Everard round with my WD40..
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Well I’m home alone for tea tonight as Everard goes to his sausage club on a Monday. He’s hoping to tempt the members with his Cumberland ring tonight. I did try it years ago before I became a veggie but it was all gristle & skin. Everard’s always gone for a cheap sausage..
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Glory be, what a face Dermot O’Leary is pulling on @thismorning with @AlisonHammond Looks like one of them has passed wind according to Roger Mycock, who’s just popped round for a Mellow Birds. Quick, Everard - pass me the Glade Vanilla Bean… Pchit, pchit, pchit… 💨
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I say @romankemp look at your wriggly feet on the go during your podcast… Everard was all agog! 😳 and asks if they have their own insta account? 🤔 Best wishes to you!
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@romankemp Everard Farquharson is fascinated by your moving feet on your podcast and politely enquires if they have their own Instagram page?
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Oooo I’m like a spent rag in this heat. I’ve just been outside to check my borders, I could cry. All of the pansies are wilting although Everard’s red hot poker is still erect…
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I’ve had Roger Mycock here today, wearing the skimpiest pair of canary yellow shorts & some Poundland flip-flops. If I’d heard them coming down my front entry I’d have pretended I was out. He’d been baking & brought me a sausage roll. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry..
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Well I'm all agog, look at @Peston's barnet. Everard says he must've taken his curler out but forgot to comb it through. Gladys Uppard next door will be all hot n bothered, after a stiff Emva Cream one night she confessed she'd love to run her fingers through his locks. Fancy.
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Well I don’t know whether I’m coming or going! Here I am stood in my galley kitchen with a wet rag in my hand & I’ve no idea what I came in here for. Everard is in the lean-to with his pal Lancôme Bird choreographing their new Eurovision ribbon dance. Apparently it’s too secret..
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Happy Birthday to Helen Worth!
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Gd morning! What a lovely, gay day. Everard’s gone out for a walk in the woods with his pal Lancôme Bird & Gladys Uppard, next door, has been out pruning her overgrown bush on her frontage in her pink housecoat! I’m making myself a coffee and may dunk a chocolate finger! Hey ho
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Glory be! Everard is all agog watching @radioleary and @AlisonHammond doing their shoulder rolls to ABC.. “Laz, d’you think if I did those movements with my shoulders people would find me alluring at the gentleman’s disco?..” I told him no. They’d think you were Thomas The tank
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R.I.P. George Logan (Dr Evadne Hinge) whose death was announced yesterday, seen here with Patrick Fyffe (Dame Hilda Bracket) in The Good Old Days (5th February 1976).
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Awe, you are kind to think of me at this sad time. Yes I raised a glass tonight and toasted dear Dame Evadne and Hilda, now reunited at last! I shall always think of them both whenever I have a stiff one in future. You’ve given me a moist cheek! #Emvacream #HingeAndBracket ❤️
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Wonder how @GraysonLarry is coping with the news. He has probably got a case of the vapours while sitting on a Chaise Lounge while weeping into a glass of Emva Cream...😢😢😢

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