GreG Lingwoodock

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They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group... I suspected it was Dave, so i killed him before he could kill us.

Day 20: Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy leg man.

If you pull a lizard's tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like "dude."

*begins to shed skin violently* New year, new me

Me:Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Friend:Why? Me:Because that's how I roll.

If by yoga you mean stretching from my bed in an awkward way to plug my phone into the charger, then yes, I do yoga every day..

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves...HA! Just kidding, I really don't know what he got... He hasn't opened it yet.

I did play sports, until I realized you can just buy the trophies... Now I'm good at everything.