Steven Popsicle

I need a bitch!

Generational zyn can lineup from my buddy #expand

To all medical pros: What kind of 'sickness' is this?? 😱

I guess bitches find me repulsive. Catch me at free beer this week wearing high heels and booty shorts!

Panda Express, you’re lowkey chill. But please chill with the peas in the rice. It’s unnecessary as fuck. Mr. Panda Express, I hope this tweet reaches you.

Bring this shit back

Santa just scared the shit out of me lul.

@meezypolice WYO playboy?!?!? Heard you was talking 💦!?!?

Womping out while watching war movies yet society likes to say my grandparents were part of “the golden generation.” Bet they’ve never felt something like this before #riptank

This new no braw trend is fucking awesome!!!#freethenip

Bring me back to this time please.

Horny asf! 🫨

Whoever is patio aux at the hawk needs to be sentenced for child sex trafficking.

An adolescent Chick Fila worker just called me boss 5 times while taking my order. That’s a curveball that I was not wanting on this Monday afternoon.

Fuck Liver King nobody disrespects the man Rogi like that.

I can smell your stinky ass from across the Atlantic! Stop informing me that your girly pops are being crackheads in Europe I simply don’t care!🫵🏽🎃

Coming back from a lunch break and your coworker saying the words “what did you get me” is actually one of my least favorite things on this planet. #GrowUp

Yall should see the things coming out of my ass right now! 🤰🏽

Bitches be posting birthday post on instagram as if the person died.

Booyah