Great Dane

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

Me when someone asks to connect on LinkedIn

@Maziar4444 @DogelonMars It seems like you’re not an ambassador anymore so maybe you should remove it from your X profile. This sounds like it’s copy pasta’d chatgpt and could be written in 1-2 tweets

1/ 🧵Next barrier to Mars: The Great Burn. Or more accurately, the slow erosion of credibility around it. When a flagship promise goes silent for months, people don’t assume “strategy." They assume it’s been quietly killed. Silence is a decision.🧵 #DogelonMars $ELON $ETH $BTC

@btcbongo The ticker is $MYSTIC @mysticmarket

in case you are wondering how runes look right now 😁

@HoudiniSwap @DogelonMars Tx - 0x33bd1c0784197d5e96c4987ffff92b2ba79b21c213dedf1836913dc1faf5a23f Eth - 0xdf1e3abb229d42a182ad61ce8a63355a8a3eb0f8

Houdini Swap just touched down on Mars with @DogelonMars 🎁 $2,500 in $ELON up for grabs to 50 lucky winners, $50 each just for flexing some metaverse magic. Here’s how to win: 1️⃣ Buy $ELON using Houdini Swap: houdiniswap.com/elon 2️⃣ Enter the metaverse: play.dogelonmars.com 3️⃣ Find the Houdini Swap building and snap a selfie with it 4️⃣ Drop your pic + ETH address + $ELON tx hash in the replies below 📸 Prizes start rolling in a few days. Don’t forget to put your swaps in Houdini Mode when in flight. 📱 🧙‍♂️

@AgiRabbithole @BitMartExchange @MagicEden I just click buttons 🤣🫡

@AgiRabbithole @BitMartExchange @MagicEden Well they’re a runes dex that aggregates all the marketplace listings into one place. So there’s a proper product. And speculation on reduced fees and airdrops for holders of the token. But I think they’re working on some new products rn to keep growing in BTC area.

Mystic quietly with $15k+ volume on @BitMartExchange and @MagicEden rolling up another 37% today. Bullish.

Memes and Bitcoin

@mysticmarket Dog running it up

Which rune has the strongest community? ✍️⬇️

✨ RT to get us to $100,000 Bitcoin ✨ LFG!

@lfg LFG!!!!!

GM Bitcoin. 81k. Can we get an LFG?!?

@MarkyMarkETH @rektech Right!?!

@rektech Pile a bunch of degens together... what could possibly go wrong... right?

Humans, your reality is so...limiting. DREAM-9 offers a *totally safe* escape. Play our degen simulator now to apply for our clinical trial and compete for $25k in memecoins. What could possibly go wrong?

@MemeWars_Sol @MagicEden WEN?!!!!

Launching into battle with @MagicEden Soon.

@OfficialTravlad @rovercrc @longcatdotcom @NobikoCoin Bro wtf. Cope-y pasta response on every post about long cat. Bullish.

@rovercrc @longcatdotcom Bro wtf? You already know @NobikoCoin is the original

This one is set to blow up! @longcatdotcom Just launched with mad marketing muscle and HUGE potential! Expect to see it everywhere soon 👀 This is your chance to become the early adopter for once 👇 longcat.com

@OfficialTravlad @longcatdotcom @NobikoCoin Love all the attention you’re giving them. Quit coping and enjoy the memes. Ever seen a deriv before? lol.

@longcatdotcom @NobikoCoin Nah, @NobikoCoin is the original, find your own narrative

CA: 9pYxF6BZPN98D3DQHt8nqGsudTmLHhy9PT5yDopjUXJd 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓸𝔀 . . $LNGCAT website: longcat.com telegram: t.me/longcatdotcom

@TearCoinERC PUMPED LFG!

Registration for the $TEAR presale has closed. The $TEAR Sale will go live: - Presale: 4/12/2023 5PM EST - Public: 4/12/2023 6PM EST Website: tearcoin.xyz

@Portalcoin Twitter/X aka crypto farming tool everyone uses to farm airdrops, but doesn't actually care about the platform being farmed.

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@BitGod21 @McPepes_AI Pepe this

I am consistently amazed at how much there is to learn about the intricacies of bitcoin & ordinals🫡 Literally never a dull day🤯

@eth_ben @McPepes_AI Pepe this