Mrs. Samantha Skylar (Parody)

Y’all get one pic. Maybe if y’all are good tomorrow I’ll post the others

@TheFlamingOmen Yes, run along and shoo. It certainly took you long enough to take the hint.

@Great_Ass_Sam It was only a simple question. If the others had questions they could have asked as well. But most of them have been here longer than myself. Well, it has been lovely meeting you. But I think our time as at an end. Have the day you deserve, Madame.

What’s your beef with Miss Morgan?

@TheFlamingOmen Ahhh yes, now the entitlement. Just because it was in public you're justified in your rudeness. So tell me... where is every other employee of @WPW_Efed with their subpar opinions? Are they not entitled too?

@Great_Ass_Sam Yes. Especially as this is all happening out in public. If you don’t wish for people to ask, you really shouldn’t start yelling at people in public. You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means.

@TheFlamingOmen Simple curiosity? Is that how you see it? I see it as ego to think you can just waltz up to someone you don't know and just invite yourself into their business and then try to spout gibberish at them when they clearly stated that they have no desire for it.

@Great_Ass_Sam You take things rather literally don’t you? I asked you nicely what your issues were with Miss Morgan. Simple curiosity isn’t a crime. Neither is being informed.

@TheFlamingOmen The conversation is supposed to go somewhere? Why? Where does it state it is my job to take you from the bottom, up to anywhere? Need I remind you, that you were the nosey nincompoop who just had to step in and find out what was happening in my business?

@Great_Ass_Sam Kindness and manners is a choice. As his patient and I have chosen to be patient with you while you continually insult me. Even though I have done nothing to you and am a complete stranger. This conversation seems to be going nowhere fast.

@TheFlamingOmen @WPW_EFed See that right there? That makes you a 3rd world talent. You're sniveling and apologizing to a cocky intern that probably doesn't get paid enough money to replace the shoelaces on their pair of "kicks" that are barely hanging on by a thread.

@WPW_EFed @Great_Ass_Sam Apologies. Of course.

@WPW_EFed @TheFlamingOmen @TakeALeChance Ohhh wah... I'll tag you again if I so please. What are you going to do about it?

@TheFlamingOmen @Great_Ass_Sam @TakeALeChance Please untag us we are growing tired of Miss Skylar’s ranting.

@TheFlamingOmen @WPW_EFed Where did you get wanting advice from OJ from? @TakeALeChance should be ashamed of herself. These 3rd world country talents she is signing don't even know when they are being insulted!

@Great_Ass_Sam @WPW_EFed I am speaking with a woman I just met who seems very confused by her own language. Well, I do certainly hope so. I did come here to break another binary after all. Now, why would you want advice from a murderer? Doesn’t that seem counterproductive?

@TheFlamingOmen @WPW_EFed Darling, the only confusion here is you misinterpreting just who you are speaking with. But you're right on one thing... you and @WPW_Efed fit like a glove. If only OJ was still with us to do what he does best.

@Great_Ass_Sam @WPW_EFed No, but you seem very confused about everything really. Yes, but I already like it here. Σιδερένιος, I hope your confusion passes.

@TheFlamingOmen History? You need a history lesson to hold a simple conversation?! There really is no hope for you, is there? Well... dare I say you've found your forever home in @WPW_Efed

@Great_Ass_Sam No, I think you are deeply confused. No but it means that I speak English clearly with no accent. The Cajun people have their own dialect. And English was a later introduction to them. Is American history also a point of confusion?

@TheFlamingOmen Confused? I know gibberish when I hear it. Do you think being in the Nation's capital makes you an expert in speaking English? Explain how the majority of the population of NAWLINS speaks like their tongues are rotating and sizzling in their mouths like microwaveable popcorn.

@Great_Ass_Sam I’ve been speaking clearly this whole time. As I said I learned English in the nations capital. Are you sure you’re the one who understands English? It really sounds as if you don’t since you’re so confused.

@TheFlamingOmen Teach, teach, teach... what are you bloody harping about? You need to teach yourself how to speak clearly and in a single language. You need to learn when someone says they don't have time for your gibberish that it doesn't mean to shout more gibberish at them, Heathen!

@Great_Ass_Sam I have been speaking to English to you the entire time. They do not teach you about the cornerstone civilization. That is a shame. I wish you well and have a good day. It is always nice to be friend of my sisters.

@TheFlamingOmen My people skills are just fine, thank you. I just don't find you and your gibberish to be on a level worthy of such respect. I personally care not whether you're Mexican, Martian, or currently peeing. At the end of the day, my time is far too precious to spend it decoding you.

@Great_Ass_Sam Again. I am European. Not Mexican. Did they not teach you geography? What are they teaching in schools these days for you to be so confused? Or for you to speak to people in such a way when you complain of others lack of people skills.

@TheFlamingOmen There you go again... if you're going to try and hold a conversation or my attention, you need to stick to one language. I don't deal with this kind of nonsense from the people who trim my bush. You are no different!

@Great_Ass_Sam I did. You were not paying close enough attention. Do they not teach you about the cornerstone of the western civilization anymore? Or the difference between Europe and North America? For shame. Yes, then it sounds like you know my sister well. It’s good to meet her friends.

@TheFlamingOmen If you can speak perfect English then why in the world didn't you just do that? And of course, I know Sam 1... we're practically separated at birth. We're roomies... two sides of the same coin. She got all the muscle and tits... I got the looks and the flair for performance.

@Great_Ass_Sam I speak perfect English. I was born here in America. In fact I grew up outside the nations capital. I said you shared your name with my sister, perhaps you know her? Samantha Tolson. And that I’m a new talent to WPW, a fed which she recommend to me.

@TheFlamingOmen Dear... I have no bloody idea what you just said. What happened to the robust Orange man who was supposed to build a wall to keep you people out? At the very least they should equip you Poors with a translator for those of us able to speak without gargling chainsaws.

@Great_Ass_Sam Mrs. I see. Apologies. Samantha, same name as my adelfí, my sister. Easy enough to remember. It’s Greek, it’s not easy for English speakers to pronounce. Just T or Sunny are also acceptable options. I’m new WPW, my sister recommend it to me. I am now its first non-binary athlete.

@TheFlamingOmen it is MRS. for one thing and my name is Mrs. Skylar. Mrs. Samantha Skylar... however, don't expect me to remember your name or how to pronounce it. I have a hard enough time as it is ordering Chinese food.

@Great_Ass_Sam I see. That explains why I didn’t see you backstage during my debut. I see, things do tend to fall apart sometimes. My name is Thaïs, Thaïs Empristikí. Thank you for being so forthright Miss, I don’t believe I caught your name.

@TheFlamingOmen I used to be the star of this show... I decided that my talents were too great for this promotion and Miss Morgan been a bitter Betty ever since.

@Great_Ass_Sam I see you two have some kind of deep history. I’ve heard a lot of things about Miss Morgan, but that’s certainly a list of accusations. Don’t get me wrong, I’m just trying to get all my facts straight as I’m new talent here. Speaking of people skills don’t believe we’ve met.