Porcelain Painter

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Augusta = Sick PJs = Sick Dinner with your wife and child = Take it or leave it I see no issues here

Geoguesser but for Augusta National

Just go off the phone with Pronger’s caddie, Dave Nonis. Says Chris feels good and is targeting a 64 tomorrow after Thursday 67 that currently has him T1.

@bavedikian What is that? A jet to ants?

Here’s a story about my first trip to Augusta to see the Masters on a private jet. After pursuing a prospective client for over a year, I finally won the business. A few months later, I invited the owner on a trip to the Masters. He accepted. I called him a couple weeks before and said, “Here are the flights I am going to book. The options are limited. Do these work for you?” He chuckled and said, “No, they don’t. We are taking my plane. I’ll text you the exact departure time the morning of.” This trip ruined me forever. I have been on a mission to own a private jet ever since. The freedom and convenience of flying private is unparalleled.

I shit you not, bet365 just called and asked me to cash out my Chris Pronger bet as he is T5 thru 15 holes. They said if he wins it could bankrupt them and many jobs would be lost… I’m riding.

Chris Pronger off to a hot start in round one. -2 as he makes his way to amen corner

My top 3 picks to win the masters

Confirmed: Ill-informed

The casuals are still asleep. Haven’t seen one tweet about the masters app

Miss milk mob is built retarded

Something about that CH makes a man go full retard mode

If you have a full on list get your lazy ass out of the fucking drive thru you TWAT

Post game talk radio is my crack

Justice was done on this day.

Hall of fame day for the NHL scheduler

2010 ducks roster is all time names list

@meetahsen Depends. Do you have 50 bitches checking in on you or is that just my luck?

Chat, do I need a clawdbot?

I can tell precisely when the airport red wines have hit when I start mentally cooking posts for the bird