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"We've all lost so much money wiv the bookies. Those Geordie bahstads were nailed on to go dahn..." #HWTL 💖

Another great night of sharing the match on Whatsapp with the family. 4 Mags and a Gooner. Oh lordy, what fun! My nephew, the Gooner, gave a scathing but spot on review of Arsenal's (lack of) performance. He even praised the Toon. #HWTL

@anothergamer77 "Arteta struggles to explain defeat at NUFC," exclaimed The Telegraph. What's to explain? We played them off the pitch from the whistle. Mers'll struggle to put a coherent sentence together. Good!#HWTL

@KarenBu16657857 Erm...in a pinny with a Mr. Whippy cone stuck to her head?

@implausibleblog He's on a run. "Yes,I agreed to Brexit. I hoped and believed the proles wouldn't necessarily vote for it."

Dear God, Johnson interviewed on Channel 4 News saying, "Yes, I agreed it (NI protocol), I hoped and believed our friends (the EU) would not necessarily want to apply it."

Jake Daniels: Blackpool forward becomes UK's first active male professional footballer to come out publicly as gay | Football News | Sky Sports skysports.com/football/news/… What a brave decision. Who we choose to love shouldn't be an issue but some can't get over it. 💖💖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

@RHJOfficial She's trying to figure out what Davy Jones's locker looks like...

Rebekah Vardy is portrayed in the far right of the image, gazing out into the courtroom with a blank expression.

Sketch from court English court law means we can't show you any pictures of what's going on in court - but we can show you an artist's impression. Here's a sketch from court artist Elizabeth Cook, showing Coleen Rooney in the witness box, watched by her husband Wayne.

@Magpie24_7 Get in!

The Mirror are reporting that Newcastle are 'poised to land' James Tarkowski after West Ham pulled out of 'transfer battle' A good bit of business? #NUFC #NUFCFans

@AnneLaird31 Naga (this morning): "We'll be talking Jacob Rees-Mogg in a moment." Click!

Minister for Brexit opportunities. Jacob -Reese -Mogg on Sky. Says "The governments plan to cut 90000 civil service jobs is not a return to austerity" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The Nobs Nob.

@toonarmy_com They just look cheap and nasty, liked they wouldn't survive more than one wash...

How would you rate our new kits out of 10 👇 #NUFC

@justwearmasks What cobblers!

Calling a man bald is equivalent to commenting on a woman's breasts? Is it though? 🙄 news.sky.com/story/calling-…

@paulofthepool Already signed. Let's hope it has the desired effect...

I just took part in the Government's consultation on how to tackle water pollution - like that caused by companies illegally discharging sewage into our rivers and the sea. Will you join me and have your say? speakout.38degrees.org.uk/surveys/sewage…

@BlokeOnWheels In the case of the latter, it meant Queen's Counsel whereas with SueEllen, it stands for Quite Convenient (as in, we needed someone at short notice and she was there).

@Mattladd1 @paulofthepool They've it all sown up. With an annual salary of £180+k pa,it's easy to see why so much shite floats to the surface in Westminster. "We're only here for the perks. Suck it up, proles."

Maybe instead of subsidised bars and restaurants in Westminster , they should give the MPs a 30p a day food allowance.

@KatieJa18583649 @paulofthepool

You can get braised venison in a red wine jus with roasted fennel, artichoke and dauphinois potatoes for 30p in the House of Commons restaurant. Why can’t they learn to budget and cook like that?

@michaelscat2 "Go on, admit it dad. I'm the best thing since sliced bread...miaow." 🤣💖

My wife wanted a cat, I said “absolutely not” Anyway, here’s our 14 week old Maine coon.

@KrissNufc12 @milburneone Fucking cockwomble!

@ukiswitheu That any Tory in this shonky cabinet dare accuse anyone else of hypocrisy and keep a straight face is hubris of the highest order...

This is us #BBCQT #ToriesOut #Partygate

@CarolineLucas @ukiswitheu He never was...sadly, too many morons thought "he'd be a laugh." Not my pre-requisite criterion for a Prime Minister. Few are laughing now, eh?

100 fines & probably more to come. The PM is responsible for the scale of law breaking in Downing St. He can’t keep blaming others - he was in charge & made the rules because people were dying. The care home horror, the loneliness, it was all happening. He is not fit to be PM