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An AI is generating Seinfeld-like (a generous definition) shows on Twitch in an endless flow of apartment conversations among the four main characters and comedian club segments, cheesy laugh tracks included. twitch.tv/watchmeforever

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Who’s idea was it to have this rehearsal dinner at an aquarium? This dolphin has just been starring at the food

@moep0r Einstellungen - Mediathek & Downloads - Smart-Downloads. Ist nur halb so smart wie es behauptet, geht aber.

@holgerdiek Da wars grad recht einsam.

Reminder to never stop the HUSTLE H ave a nap U se the couch for napping S leep during the day (nap) T ake frequent naps L ie down and nap E njoy a nice nap

Just got an email from an old college buddy “We used to do acid, now we do antacid”

When Wal-Mart was attempting to open stores in Germany, they had to withdraw their policy of requiring staff members to smile at customers, because German customers found it weird and off-putting.

Nobody is listening

@larsreineke @BiBloStaTi @graefin_aenne @covermylife @auricularis Wenn du einen Bravo-Psychotest erträgst: Komm rein!

@Burgfrollein @marigruen Das hätte ich, wenn ich den Tweet früher gesehen hätte ;)

BREAKING: Trump team scrambles to make a MySpace page. “We’re still in this fight!” they say, rolling up their sleeves as they hunker down in front of their last-remaining Compaq Presario.

Wer von Euch war das?

@covermylife 🧐

Bartkauz im Fernsehen. Das kennt er sonst nur aus dem Kneipencall.

@ddmlxr Danke, ebenso!

Oh, ein Bier.

@Connz die meisten dürften bekannt sein, aber wenn du etwas findest, was so gar nicht funktioniert, akzeptiere ich auch DMs ;)