WOR$T GREG IN AMERICA 🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸

If you told me eight years ago that one day I’d actually get the confidence to do drag I wouldn’t have believed you.

I’m gonna start an emotional support group for people undergoing trauma from catching shadow Swinub in Pokémon GO

Can we get AI to actually pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots have to become screenwriters?

The fuck you know about chillin toes deep in a babbling brook on a sunny Sunday afternoon

@KATEBOYofficial So happy you’re releasing music again 🤩 Constant is so ethereal and a great reintroduction into the scene. Hope we have some upbeat bops coming too 🫣

Eternally grateful for everyone listening and for all the kind messages 🥰 xx

@bronzeavery :-(

@dankingorb 😏

entering my btm era

At work I’m surrounded by people who get sick multiple times a year and for me it’s maybe once and I think it’s directly correlated to eating off the floor

Ronda gives me hope for local drag

Battery on my scale was low so I replaced the batteries but now it’s working a little too good 😤🤨

@ErinSwagdell You ate that

What happened to wearing wigs

Milynn Monroe at Open Stage 10 times in a row and no one else please

@sbradleyfx Who ARE you

@Greg1217 are you ok

Putting my bedtime string cheese under my butt for five minutes before I eat it so Jarold can’t catch me while my third eye is closed

“Has children and wants more” is a terrifying thing to stumble upon reading someone’s dating profile

Insane @PokemonTCGP pull

I THINK ABOUT MONEY DRUGS CHAINS ON MY CHEeEeEeEeEeEst

@sincerestmegan I don’t care about their baby!!!!!

What is the deal with childhood friends you stopped talking to decades ago friend requesting you on Facebook like why the hell would I care to see you and your baby

Doing drag as an adult