old man Shep

Science, bitches...

⁦@Yangoliatko_⁩ if you’re still on Twitter, here’s a little bunny I had to pretend wasn’t the most adorable thing ever because I was mad about it being snuck into the house by the wife & kid. I secretly snuggle the shit out of this thing when they’re not looking😉❤️.

@Chris_Meloni Her neighbors: “What the f$ck is she doing over there? What is that noise? Christ, just when I thought she couldn’t be more annoying.”

AND her savior just shot a 67 without cheating…this time…he swears… America, ur in good hands

@imnotabotbiatch I’ll come get s-faced on that thing right now! But seriously, that looks like some good work. If I was your homie I would have come by to check it out.

@TheFigen_ 17 but not till I held the phone away from me.

@LMikeyJ … but I bet they did say “ I dislocated my shoulder when I swung the phone to get my curly cord out of the door.”

Nope!! Never said that...

@Yangoliatko_ Yes you’re absolutely right. I had some great friends on here but “x” has taken it upon itself to replace them with the garbage you mentioned. “those who do not learn from history will be doomed to repeat it.” I’m very glad to hear you’re okay though!!

I’m probably going to delete this acc, it’s 7yrs of memories with great people. I’m not 100% on it yet. I just can’t stand how my feed is being over run by conspiracy theorists, hate mongers, & right wing nonsense. I don’t even follow any political figures either….

@shadowspirit44 @RonFilipkowski 🤫 Shhhhh…

Marge training for the civil war.

@IvanasStairCam @RonFilipkowski Is there an app that puts sharts in for you? Asking for a friend.

@bingley567 @NatashaCL7 Awww! Little squishy feller, I wanna hug that little critter!

I could use a hug, if anyone has an extra one just laying around.

@NatashaCL7 Sorry I’m not there to give a real hug. Wrap your arms around yourself and say “this hug is from random internet guy and it’s the best!”

I’d like to say thanks. Thanks a lot. You fucking wanker. To the person who shot and killed our only black bear on the south shore of Boston, Massachusetts. Humans suck. #Blackbear #Bostonblackbear

@imnotabotbiatch Tomato-itis. Or maybe some other form of itis.

@LMikeyJ Sorry brother. Hope the next one is better.

Is today over yet?? Just not feeling it today guys. Day's dragging.

@nikicaga @DeadDogLake Oh, Hitler dood. I know Hitler dood. He was not very nice.

Wait till you see this

@oilerdawg @Gianni_Rock33 I couldn’t do it in 6 hours.

@Gianni_Rock33 I couldn’t do it in 6 minutes.

Could YOU🫵 run the 40 in under 6 seconds RIGHT NOW ? 🤔

@SecVetAffairs Hey dude. Don’t let them f up those cats. Without cats I wouldn’t be able to tolerate humans, who I care very little for. Cats are alright though.

@SuziQLeathers @RonFilipkowski @ChrisJustice01 All the good Nazis take the pervitin.

OMG!!! He’s broken. Crushed. It’s over. Wow. I almost feel sorry for him. Not quite, but almost.

@PlushBuxom @Softapocalypses Which I would use as a Segway to DONT DO STUFF TO PEOPLE YOU WOULDNT WANT DONE TO YOURSELF.

@Softapocalypses You can’t have discipline in every aspect of your life except your sexual health. Go get tested. And stop cheating on your wives.

@MyumiTwatwaffle @Softapocalypses ALWAYS! I see you trying not to pre-drill! I SEE YOU!

@NoDerpity @Softapocalypses Rule of 3. That shit is real.