Gregg The Giraffe

Saw ad for cheeseburger and said hmm i want a cheeseburger and now I’m still sitting here without a cheeseburger because those make u chubby and i just wanna lose 3 pounds

IM WILD

Goodnight peasants

@jimmykimmel vs. @jimmyfallon whoever responds first is the winner but ur both winners in my heart

@jimmykimmel ur amazing and hilarious but I don't have tv

My girlfriend thinks her neck is better than mine so I spit at her

If you don't workout then don't complain about not looking like a slim Jim like me Throwing rocks is good but I have hooves fuck

@SICKOFWOLVES I'm going on a date & can't wait to try this thanks boo

I asked mom why I don't look like dad & she said that's not ur dad that's a tree u little shit

I'm a good runner check my header

Don't be jealous cuz ur legs r potatoes and mine r not

@ZILDJIANfav OH WOW I would love that

Finally did it. Finally got my twittering on.