Greg Kiser

You’re 31….. the fuck you mean you’re not ready for a relationship??????

The things no one is saying: “Oh hey this song is really good, i hope a white male country artist makes a cover of it!”

Here comes the hurricane BITCH

everytime i take the @Target brand melatonin gummies, i have nightmares about being in a school sh00ting..

Bro i literally hate Taylor Swift and all of her lame ass music

I love driving by cars broken down on the side of road and yelling “hey can’t park there” That will never not be funny idgaf

This week has been hell (Monday at 9:29am)

Heyy got new glasses today

One thing about me: I’m gonna match your energy. If you’re being a cunt, I can be that too.

trump getting elected, ariana not getting nominated for aoty at the grammys, benny blanco named sexiest man alive...I need this month to end QUICK...

If you voted for Trump, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party. I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion and humanity. I judge you for your support of racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, treason and fascism. So will others. So will history.

If your DL trade is voting for Trump you have the right to out them

Greatest country in the world?? Why is every woman I know crying on the way to work today???

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

This is not Kamala’s fault btw. She worked her ass off to a beautiful campaign with the ~100 days she had. She’s arguably the most qualified US presidential candidate ever, with prior experience in all 3 branches of government. Americans simply voted against their best interest.

All these women that voted for Trump stay the hell out of our gay bars.

JUSTIN BIEBER

i'm trying to stop being mean but it's like yall have to stop being stupid first

Does anybody know why he did that to me . No worries if not

You Me TouchTunes A pitcher of beer