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One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

Kuna siku while cruising my wingroad niliona baddies wakitembea nikahorn kuwasalimia gari ikazima😭

Unaomba baddie wa IG soo inabidi umemuambia ni account ime kuwa hacked💔😂

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Most of those accounts are millionaires who are just here for the news.

@mutwiriiii Reminds me nkiwa 2nd year a friend of mine alikua anarepair nguo hapo kwa fence ya shule,mngekua na sherehe mnahitaji madem yeye ndo alikua analipwa analeta exactly the type na number of queens mnataka, sherehe ya kwanza nlinyonywa balls nkapiga nduru.

Brother you have an opportunity to make money if utajua kuishi na malaya wa area vizuri, hapo kwa bar unaeza anza ku Pimp down bad niggas with hoes. Polepole tu, and you'll be "ule plug wa kuma". Treat malaya vizuri na utakula vizuri, lockin my boy.

Matatu guys could have simply hiked fares and carried on with business but they decided to send a message. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Kuna a phone snatcher ameshikwa rongai they are pleading with him akunywe sumu coz hakuna pesa ya mafuta😂😂😭😭

Divorce is only for the rich. For the poor, you'll only hear that the wife ran away.

“With all due respect” Translation: Tafadhali tuwache kubebana ujinga..

The difference beteeen $1 and ₦1 is so big that even if you earn ₦1 every day, you won’t make $1 in 2 years.

After 11 years, Now they pay bro 🤣🤣🤣

Madam HR congratulating me after beating all odds to arrive to work on time today.Iam looking forward to receive an award of the best employee this year Inshallah.

Matatus have been announcing they are striking Then you go get stranded on the road asking where they are You are part of the problem

Ngumu sana Nishaiopen up once and all i received was "unakuwanga funny na hizi mashida zako"😭

Millinials would rather walk from thika ,than miss a single day of work.

😂😂😂😂 apo bossy anauliza “what” ndio dawa imepenya.

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month. Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive. Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually. Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues. Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

Hapa twitter tuliambiwa wealthy people don't join car groups. Haha.