Gretta Solie

me llamo señor hotdog

I’m so burnt out 🧎🏻‍♀️

Seagull from The Sims 4

i have no idea if my nighttime beauty regime is is working. i have no idea what i looked like before or what i look like now. looking in the mirror is a hallucinogenic experience and i’m afraid of eye contact with myself. i apply the serums anyway

oh no the wrong people are manipulating the stock market

my favorite part of the pandemic is attempting to do things "before it gets dark" like characters in oregon trail

weird how quick "essential worker" and "hero" went back to "burgerflipper"

Imagine leaving your house dressed like a load out in Call Of Duty. And being dead ass serious about it.

Good morning 🌞 Lies are not “differences of opinion.” Have a great day!

White supremacy is terrorism

people leaving the capitol building twitter.com/mattmiller757/…

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

we should force politicians to retire at 65. It’s absolutely no reason someone born in the 1940s should be making decisions for us

"Hi! I hope this email finds you well in these troubling times!"

Every new COVID-positive patient I have spoken with today spent time with friends and family on Thanksgiving, or traveled in the last 10 days. Every. Single. One. The cluster is coming from inside the house.