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I've made up my mind. Goodbye twitter.

@RespectfulMemes lmaooooo

@nocontextmemes I have lost count of how many times wearing glasses have saved my eyes tbh

A farm and a skinny white girl. My weakness.

@archi_tradition its honestly sick to think about it, building on a mountain and with such good aesthetics!

Men without LinkedIn built this.

@IterIntellectus the final line is wife-coded, gg bro

> be wife > FAANG software engineer > 15 minutes into maternity leave > already making organic beeswax candles > no toxins, no scents, just light > wants to quit tech to start a candle business > "you'll let me run it at a loss right" i love her so much

@NOtoCBDCuniID @FarvingCo Only if it causes you diarrhea or something like that. If you tolerate it well, then it's okay.

@FarvingCo There was an article on X that said we should take less the first few days to get used to it. Do you think that's necessary?

Lactoferrin - visceral fat elimination without dieting 30% of "normal weight" people have dangerous visceral fat wrapped around their organs (increases stroke risk by 669%) Lactoferrin is one of the few compounds that targets visceral fat specifically by blocking endotoxin-induced inflammation Study: 300mg daily for 8 weeks reduced visceral fat by 14.6cm² and waist circumference by 4.4cm - without changing diet or exercise Placebo group? GAINED weight. Dose: 300mg daily on empty stomach (must be 95%+ purity)

“I helped a man climb a mountain and found that I too had reached the top.” — Unknown

I love skinny white latinas tho

I like skinny white girls.

@_Hybreed_ yup me neither

Tall girls don't live long, I mean I've never seen a tall granny.

@redactedrain I once met a polish girl in latin america, sick combo

Polish girls are just winter latinas

How do intelligent people deal with difficult and toxic people?

@usuallypregnant sometimes I go running or just take a nap when its outside of my control

People who neither drink nor smoke, how do they handle stress?

@lifeinchaos_ I skip that hall entirely now

Unpopular opinion: As I get older, all this looks disgusting

@pixelprayer @911 I've witnessed murder here

My 23yo boyfriend is crying because I accidentally deleted his 6 year old Minecraft world, he should understand it's just a game !

@neet_sol lol

You applied for 1,000 jobs and none of them were actually hiring!

@Matt_Pinner burn the house

As the man of the house, what’s your next move?

@MattMorseTV why I laughed 🤣🤣🤣

My wife is boarding an airplane and just sent me this message. Everyone please pray for her. 😭 🙏🏻

@notshalom_ impossible

having a female friend you have no interest in smashing is peak man.