BurgerGrillingLegend228

Hibernation begins

It’s getting cold outside…suppose it’s that time of year again. Cold enough to the point that the propane freezes in the tank. It hasn’t gotten there yet, but once it does, I will have to retire to my den and hibernate until Spring comes.

A world without grilling is not a place I would like to live in. I would rather die than go on in a world without grilling.

@GrantBrisbee I will destroy this man

Fuck you

It’s hard to express just how much I love grilling a couple dogs out on the grill

I broke up with my ex-wife when she told me it was either her or the grill

Taking the grill out for a little walk

Grillizabeth has been revived. There is reason for me to go on.

@MistAltley Thanks

Grillizabeth rides again

@CartoonFemboy Boys should be out grilling

I tried using a griddle as a substitute, and it’s just not the same. I couldn’t bring myself to tarnish her memory using inferior equipment. I loved that grill. :(

Still grilling myself for letting this happen to my grill. :(

What is the point of life without a grill? :(

Please send your thoughts and prayers for Grillizabeth…

The grill has been broken and needs to be replaced. This can’t be happening to me…

A young boy called me a “boomer” and kicked me in the shin the other day. I did not get mad though. I, too, would be angry at the world if told I was not at the age I could commandeer a grill.

Glory for the blessed grill, he who art in grill heaven, rain your greasy vengeance upon the nongrillievers.